horrendorrific

Something so bad that it is simultaneously horrendous and horrific, or horrendously horrific, or horrifically horrendous.

I think your baby took a shit. Your whole place smells absolutely horrendorrific.

by Captain Walleye January 21, 2020

Horsedickulous

Is a term used to describe the dick of a human male that rivals that of a horse.

You wouldn’t believe the things women say to me about my gigantic cock. As a matter of fact, I met this girl Renee on Saturday and as I dropped my trousers to unveil the Cadillac of dongs, she proceeded to tell me it was Horsedickulous! Completely taken aback by her comment, I asked if she was insulting me, to which she said no, your dick is so ridiculously big, it looks like it belongs on a horse. After delivering the Dong for what seemed to be an eternity, I bounced expecting to never see or hear from her again. I’ve ran across my fair share of women, but this Renee is a top of the line Horsedick Hound, and I’m a little worried she’s going to seriously injure me, or worse, cut off my meaty member and make a bronze replica. If you know a bodyguard for dongs, please contact me!

by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020

Homo Horrendus

The Latin definition of a horrible looking person.

Have you seen Kate? Damn she's so ugly she can't be human. She's a fucking Homo Horrendus.

by Jurus July 26, 2007

Horrential

Very heavy rainfall, more than Torrential, in fact quite horrific!

"Somehow we made it home through the horrential rain storm".

by Osmodia December 20, 2008

horrenda

In proofreading, list of typos, misspellings and assorted fuckups that must be corrected.
In life, the list of our major blunders.

Steven sent to me the draft of his new book to get my feedback. I found 139 major mistakes. I sent the horrenda to him, and now he doesn´t take my calls.

by rperazag May 3, 2010

Horrendii

A Sequence or Chain of Horrendous Events

" Me fuckin bird fucked off with me mate & I'm gutted because I can't go for a bevvy with the cunt now,so I scored a quarter of Yeyo and decided to ring a ho to see if she'd be into getting fucked up with me and eventually ride her. She fucks me off too. so I'm driving at break-neck speed with bits of white still stuck around my nose area when I get pulled over by traffic coppers in an 850 Volvo. They rumble me for not having a license and being wired to fuck. They make me wear Plazzy overalls in the jail cell and I'm due in court on monday and its only friday night and I'm here to stay, fuck me this is Horrendii "

by John Gaskell March 8, 2004

hoovendick

A low life judgemental cranky skank who needs to get some sleep. And a prettier face.

You just made me erin; you hoovendick.

by Jayson. January 14, 2008