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mouth holster 

verb: to mouth holster. a blow job. preferably a long blow job. derived from the old west vernacular. as in to have your weapon holstered with another's mouth. think of it this way: its a safe place to keep your wang.
a: "how do you know that chick?"
b: "she mouth holstered me"
a: "come again?"
b: "she took me in with her mouth, you know, holstered me"
a: "wha?"
b: "dewd, she blew me"
a: "nice"
mouth holster by the_dutch_fist September 16, 2008

holdstation

Most popular internet hip hop radio station.The best HD Hip-Hop and Dance music radio.
Hold your music man!

yo g i'm on holdstation.

aye, put on holdstation!
holdstation by goon-stunna5 December 22, 2010

Holitarian 

A Holitarian is someone who does not follow any particular religion, but they take all religious holidays off.
They best part about being a Holitarian is that I get a lot of holidays!

penis holster 

A girl who is sleeps around a lot; easy; loose; whore; skank; slut etc. (insult)

a place where multiple guys frequently park their dick

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OMG, that girl slept with 5 different guys this weekend, multiple times, and her boyfriend still hasn't found out! She is such a penis holster!

God I'm horny, I gotta find me a penis holster for tonight.

I forgot my penis holster, and now she might be pregnant!

penis holster by Maggie Rose January 31, 2008

Hollister 

Like Abercrombie & Fitch but more eco-friendly; Hollister realizes you can conserve energy because people don't need the lights on to shop.
Bev: Hey!, Jo look at this grey shirt I just got at Hollister!
Jo: Ummm... Bev, that's white.
Hollister by Stacey Vegas August 23, 2010

Holster your dick 

To refrain from flirting with or making sexual advances toward someone in order to maintain an atmosphere of propriety no matter how attractive or suggestive the object of your lust is (i.e., boss' daughter, receptionist/mistress of your top client, MILF of your best friend or girlfriend, etc.). Sexual self control.
On the way to a sales call:

Salesman: "Harry, wait till you see the jugs on the receptionist at Acme."

Sales Manager: "Now, hold on you hornball. If you blow another deal like last time - banging the buyer's wife ..."

Salesman: "...I didn't know she was married!"

Sales Manager: "I'm just saying, we can't afford another screwup, so just holster your dick."