Sex Hermit 

A girl that appears rather shy or docile, until you get her in the sack only to find she lights your life up. she can do stuff you never thought possible.

Gina is soo shy an gentle, but god danm she a sex hermit, i literally almost exploded

Sex Hermit by Jordan Gates August 5, 2006

scoon-hermit 

A scoon-hermit can be anyone. Usually someone who has committed an action recently that you do not approve of, or someone you do not like. It can also be a non-offensive insult. It's great for calling your freinds!

Man, Justin Bieber is such a scoon-hermit! Or your friend says,"Naruto Shippuden sucks!"you should call them a scoon-hermit.

scoon-hermit by Ya boi gerbs August 13, 2018

Skype Hermit 

A person who does not socialize outside of skype calls

God, Jane is such a skype hermit I haven't heard her since our last skype call

Skype Hermit by Or nawww February 28, 2015

social hermit 

1. A person who refuses to leave the house and has only seen daylight on nature programs

2. Someone who plays warhammer or dungeons and dragons

3. That friend of yours that is never to be seen because he is pussy whipped

3. The type of people you find in comic book stores

Guy1: "Man that guy never leaves the house"
Guy2: "Yeah, thats cuz he's a social hermit"
Guy3: "Indeed"

social hermit by badg3rs October 16, 2008

squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german 

a foreign midget who's prostate tickles whenever a funny joke is told to him.

"squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german likes to skip through the forest."

squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german by Legitronnnn March 8, 2009

slutty hermit

Specifically in a residence hall, there are hermits who don't leave their rooms. A slutty hermit is a girl who has a lot of guys come into her room, but nobody ever sees the girl.

the girl down the hall is such a slutty hermit.

slutty hermit by dormgirl2122 October 21, 2010

sticky legged hermit crab 

A sex position which two people crawl into a hermit crab shell and pour soda on their genitals together harmony.

Hey today after school wanna play the sticky legged hermit crab?

sticky legged hermit crab by Stickyleggedhermitcrab May 1, 2016