heifer herder 

–noun
a young woman that is relatively attractive that has a subconscious habit of picking "ugly" friends to reassure herself of her attractiveness in social atmospheres.

ex.

Gloria always hangs out with the ugly girls, she is undoubtedly a heifer herder.

heifer herder by Peeacheyeell March 6, 2011

Turf Herder 

A lesbian who wrangles other lesbians to participate in a muff diving marathon.

A woman who has perfected the art of vaginal satisfaction on another woman.

Example one:
Turf Hearder: Hey hows it going Latisha, you should totally come over this weekend I rounded up all kinds of turf to be herded, It will be a blasty blast.

Latisha: Well I'm not sure, I'm not really into all of that

Turf Herder : Dont worry baby I'm into it enough for the lot of us!

Example two:

Lesbian one: Oh my God Cassie! You are so good at that, you turf herder you!

Cassie/ Turf Herder: Well baby I have been at this a long time, I have herded many turfs and sowed many oats.

Turf Herder by Creativenate88 May 24, 2009

nerf herder 

1. Derogatory term used by Princess Leia in order to demean Han Solo, thus hiding her true emotions.

2. A pretty cool band that heard a pretty cool phrase in The Empire Strikes Back and embraced it as their own.

3. Probably a Kevin Smith reference somewhere in the movie universe.

Insulter: "Hey, generic insultee! You're a fat, slovenly Nerf Herder!"

nerf herder by Run-GMC December 16, 2004

cunt herder 

Another word for a pimp or player. Can also be used as a verb; to cunt herd

The cunt herder was arrested for cunt herding.

cunt herder by Patrick Lewis May 13, 2005

nerf herder 

A lower class outdoorsman who spends his days safeguarding the nerfs on various planets across the universe.

They can best be compared to the American cowboy or shepherds of old in their steadfast pursuit of an independent lifestyle. They generally wear old, worn out work clothes and carry simple projectile weapons as well as staves they use to drive obstinate nerfs out of their hiding places. Due to their significant skills in fieldcraft and gunplay, as well as not having the resources to bathe and change their clothes often, the rest of the "civilized" universe looks down upon them.

"Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!"

nerf herder by David P. [myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx] March 19, 2008

turd herder 

A man responsible for manipulating multiple pieces of turd into one designated area. Although typically in the port-o-potty field, this expert is not limited to just one zone of poo. A turd herder is a modest man, but a confident man. He can find your shit, extract it to a safe place and you will never even know he was there. Your shit is his bread and butter

Timmy the Turd Herder quit his old job at Safeway because he was tired of taking everyone else's shit.

turd herder by BBlanc March 5, 2009

Smurf Herder 

Men that prefer petite women for relationship and general company.

Damn Ryan sure likes his little women. Guy is such a smurf herder

Smurf Herder by Bighiller July 20, 2010