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Hendersonville 

A city located in Western North Carolina that is a retirement community that boasts a surprisingly large number of teenagers. The town has four schools, each with their own stereotypes and particular habits. Main Street is the central source of excitement for the youth. The town, while smaller on the map, is a nice retreat from the hippie-intense and artistically vibrant city of Asheville, as the elderly make sure that nothing too extreme happens.

Times to visit include:

The changing of leaves, in the fall.
(See The Weather Channel for dates)

The Apple Festival
(Labor Day weekend. Then please leave as soon as possible.)
The Garden Jubilee
(Memorial Day weekend. Again, please leave as soon as festivities are over. We don't want you blocking traffic.)

The town also boasts an incredible Facebook pages of memes that highlight local events, shootings, and car damages from the local high school.
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Hendersonville by cthulhu July 1, 2012
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A cool, intelligent, handsome and talented guy who has saved so many lives and is an inspiration for to many people including me.
Hendery, the boy who saves lives and he is cool and he plays LoL so well
Hendery by quinluvsw7yv June 2, 2022

Cheeky Henderson 

The act of intentionally inserting your penis into the butthole, but pretending it was an accident.
Joshua Samuel: bro I did a cheeky Henderson last night she didn’t know what hit her.
Connor Jason: that’s my boy, bitches love a cheeky Henderson.
When the tree started to fall on me, he Hendelled out and carried me to safety.
Hendell by Freedakahlo August 8, 2016
Lets get a bottle of hendog and get drunk!

I was on that hendog all night.

Hendog and trees.
Hendog by au yeah May 1, 2009

Henderson Hammer 

The act of cocking back a hard right hook for just the right moment. Ducking down and bringing it full force into the face of your opponent. Followed by jumping in the air and landing a second right hook directly into their already unconscious head on the ground.

You achieve maximum effectiveness if this is done to a British shit talker and followed by standing and walking away as if it was nothing.
Did you see that? Dan Henderson just knocked the shit out of Bisping with that Henderson Hammer.

Hendosexual 

A term for a (usually) man who is a suspected closeted homosexual, but is in heavy denial so ends up being overtly anti-gay, to a fault sometimes.
Dude stop being such a hendosexual and just admit that you're gay already.
Hendosexual by WrWlf November 20, 2016