havin-ass bitch 

One who does not appreciate being fresh. One who does not understand that getting absolutely crunk gives you unlimited permission to instigate with anyone who looks at you the wrong way. Also, it is a member of the female canine race who is also possessing of a posterior.

I ain't scurred of no PoPo, havin-ass bitch!

havin-ass bitch by zombieson45 May 5, 2005

havin a mare 

Phrase. Short for "Having a nightmare".

Often used when things have gone completely tits up and you have no control over what the fuck is going on.

Small "mares" are usually caused by physics practicals, but larger ones are usually due to women.

The Ultimate Mare: Going out with a fit girl for two years, splitting up while living with her, sleeping with her friend, sleeping with ex again a few weeks later, pulling another of your ex's friends a few weeks after, then telling your ex the gory details including the fact that you did not play it safe with either and that she may now have got de baad AIDS.

havin a mare by MofoLoadOShit February 4, 2005

Havin' a time 

Havin' a time is slang from eastern Canada, which means having fun, having a good time, just in a general state of well-being.

Generally, if one is havin' a time, he or she is doing pretty well.

Seamus was just sittin' at the bar, havin' a time.

"What're ya doin' over there, b'y?"
"Havin' a time! Yas should come join!"

Havin' a time by Cacaphonous Mischief October 19, 2009

Havin and Carla 

besties who both have a weird ass laugh. Havin is obviously cooler tho. #nocap #sheesh
written by havin

Havin and Carla are to people that couldn’t be more different. But that’s what makes them sooo good together. Carla loves Havin ssoooo much and likes to show it. Havin doesn’t like to show it but that is what Carla loves most about Havin. She is perfect just the way she is.

written by carla

ps.: I feel bad now cause I only wrote shit hahahahha

- havin

Look! Havin and Carla are here! woah they are amazing uff

Havin and Carla by havin and carla December 13, 2021

havin it 

to have a lot of fun, wether drinking, smoking, or just chilling with ya homies

" yo we was on 8th street straigt havin it last night!"

havin it by centerville ryda October 2, 2006

havin a slap 

A run on the local pub pokies

See ya in a minute boys I'm havin a slap

havin a slap by Cornbread28 November 11, 2017

Havin' One 

This is a shortened expression of "having a time" -- So, the act of experiencing any situation--in any context-- mildly or intensely, good or bad.

"Hey, how's it going over there?"

"I'm havin' one."

"See that guy over there, passed out with his sunglasses on and a beer in his hand?"

"Oh yeah. He's definitely havin' one."

"I can't talk right now because shit totally just hit the fan, I'll call you when I'm not havin' one."

"This bar is a little weird, and these people are creeping me out... but I'm still havin' one."

Havin' One by Lo Mayne June 6, 2019