Harlan 

Harlan is the definition of perfect. He is the best at anything, whether it’s who’s the kindest or its who is the most generous. He knows what to do and what to say. He is always gonna be the most perfect boyfriend because he’s just like that. He has pretty hair, beautiful brown eyes, a bright smile, a contagious laugh, and a huge brain. He is the smartest boy you will ever meet! He is just so perfect and his birthday is in November 🤎🤎🤎🤎🫶🫶🫶🫶

Is that Harlan?!!
YEAH THATS MY PERFECT BOYFRIEND!!!!!!

Harlan by Bernie!! December 3, 2023

Harlan 

The eventual destroyer of urban dictionary.

Harlan said no so now it is so

Harlan by S.O.l.P April 20, 2024

Harlan 

A male, typically a Hawaiian, cums into a pastry, and feeds it to a girl.

I’m going to Harlan this croissant.

Harlan by icesk8er4luv July 22, 2024

Harlan 

Usually a stocky man with a short frame and disproportionately large testicles.

Jeremy walked into the gym bragging about leg day, but we all knew the real reason he waddled, dude was built like a full-blown Harlan.

Harlan by Dwaggerbomb February 23, 2025

Harlan

holy shit, this guy is the shit like FUHH this guy can do anything.

woah this guy is a Harlan, he fucks, hard

Harlan by Imaginewaggons November 7, 2025

Harlan Spoilers 

When you spoil a part of a game that has no actual relation to the plot of the story but rather a gameplay moment that would have been a realization of putting two and two together in game.

Friend 1: Oh did you guys see that you can make a pipe bomb in game?
Friend 2: Shush. Spoilers.
Friend 1: Classic case of Harlan Spoilers...

Harlan Spoilers by NOT-TNTman May 27, 2023

Harlan DuPree 

Anus gargling faggot

Daniel is a Harlan DuPree

Harlan DuPree by heapsnake October 5, 2012