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hand me job

when your older sibling gives you a hand job much like a hand me down
thank god kelly was around to give me a hand me job that family vacation was boring

hand me down sex 

sort of like hand me down clothes
but in a sexual meaning...

when your friend is tired of his girlfriend, having sex, he passes her down to their friend in order to fulfill his needs, because he's tired of wearing her on his cock...

see joke sex
Bro I just had sex with Tony's gf...

Thats not sex, thats hand me down sex, she's available b/c Tony passed her down to other guys...
hand me down sex by blthrskt April 24, 2009

Hand Me Down Reach Around

A man gets on his hands and knees and gets a reach around while having his asshole eaten out.

See also

"English Duster"
Boy I tell ya,
If I keep getting these hand me down reach arounds I'll never have to worry about prostate cancer.

hand me ups

A pair of pants a person wears that are so tight it looks like they are wearing their little sisters pants.
Hand me ups are usually worn by individuals who are "emo"

opposite of hand me downs
The depressed emo boy was beat up at school for wearing hand me ups. Not by his peers, but by his little sister for taking and wearing her pants without asking.

pants tight non-heterosexual ridiculous emo sister rainbow
hand me ups by johnnystockness June 27, 2009

hand me ups

Every family from the great depression to the current one knows the secret of the hand me down. Long used as a survival tool the method of handing down clothes with that "worn in look," has saved families money for years. The hand me up is typically a result of the younger generation of children either being better bred or better fed. Either way they are giving back to those who came before them.
The kid who listened to Baby Einstein in the womb and ate from his parents organic farm gave his older cousin a pair of hand me ups, his barely worn boots he had grown out of that would require some growing into by his older cousin.
hand me ups by JcubnotJache December 15, 2009

Hand Me Down 

The act of directly unrolling a condom off ones mans erect penis onto the erect penis of another man.
While running a train, Jimmy ran out of condoms and received a "Hand Me Down" from Mark.
Hand Me Down by RagingSquirrel November 28, 2010