grumpkin

Dude i just took a Grumpkin.
or Dude i need to take a Grumpkin.

grumpkin by CGH16 September 2, 2007

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Grumpkin

When you are right and they are just plain grumpy about it.

"Why you gotta be a grumpkin?"

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