goosedick 

Usally a young woman that teases up a penis or causes a hard-on with mind over matter power. The word can also be a verb.

The little goosedick gave me a hard on while I was half asleep and she thought I wouldn't notice. (noun)

She goosedicked me with I was taking a shower. (verb)

goosedick by woodworkin steve January 12, 2008

goosed 

Mancunian slang for broken. Can also mean tired.

“The tires on my bike are goosed”

“I was goosed after running a triathlon”

goosed by Peter 'The Fist' Swift February 17, 2008

Goosed 

To be high or under the influence of marijuana.
Synonym for zooted, zoinked, high, etc.

Dude 1: How was the party last night?
Dude 2: I was straight goosed

Goosed by Bagelnose November 18, 2020

Gooshey

It's said when things are poked in the middle when they all soft and have the retarded squeaker inside them.

*pokes toy* "Gooshey"

Gooshey by Elckey April 6, 2009

goosed 

To apply pressure on one's taint (or space between genitalia and anus), preferably of the opposite sex!

So she was walking up the stairs, when her boyfriend goosed her .

goosed by JayK February 16, 2006

goosedumps 

When you're on the crapper and a long and deep excruciating pain develops in the dark depths of your bowel, which causes your skin to develop goosebumps.

Person 1: "Why are you taking you so long in the bathroom?"
Person 2: "I have a mean case of the goosedumps!"

goosedumps by Deromes September 6, 2007

Groshed

A person who gets drunk at school

Yo did you here about Adam?
No, what happened?
He got groshed at school yesterday

Groshed by REC09 June 3, 2016