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Douche gooder

An asswipe of a person who has to tell you all the time how much they recycle, how many mpg their Prius gets, Or how many baby seals, rainforests, indigineous tribes they have helped this week. They only do good to brag about the good they do
Guy 1: my new Prius gets 65 miles per gallon, isn't that amazing!?
Guy 2: neat
Guy 3: he only got the car to talk about it.
Guy 2: I know! He such a douche gooder
Douche gooder by RenoLuke December 14, 2012
Related Words
Gooded Goodeder gooder goosed gooned Gooped Goodest goofed gooked goobed
noun: someone who abuses a position of authority do something particularly stupid; also verb: to abuse a position of authority to do something particularly stupid
The Baltimore police sure goodelled Freddie Grey.
goodell by y42k May 13, 2015

Gooder than good 

Is something that is really, really good. Not just good, but gooder. Close to goodest, but not quite goodest. Just gooder. Definitely better than good, so its pretty much in between good and goodest. It is gooder.
If you're working in a science lab, and your lab colleague does something that is quite extraordinary. Then you may quip to say then, "my! that was gooder than good."
Irish slang for a stupid or thick person.
"Yeah hes a proper Goodey that fella isnt he"

Goosed Hand Sock 

A Goosed Hand Sock is a sock puppet resembling a goose that when worn on hand you bust a fat one in during peak Goose jams and can be used multiple times during live events but will become noticeable because as it dries the harder the sock becomes.
- Hey Bruce why is your hand sock so hard? Have you Goosed it?
- Oh, that's my Goosed Hand Sock mom. Yes, lots of climaxes in the jams last night.

Commonly Heard Reactions:
- WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?!