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This is another version of the cheese touch but instead of crossing your fingers you do the peace sign.

gogurt shots 

the act of chasing shots of your favorite alcoholic beverage with your favorite flavor of the popular gogurt snacks. This delicious blend of alcohol and fruity flavors calms the spirit and soothes the soul. Popular on the eastern seaboard.
James: "Dude, I can't do any more, I'll throw up."
Ross: "Man, just do some gogurt shots, you won't taste a thing!"
gogurt shots by rossandjames69 January 17, 2011

Gogurt Legs

Teenager's version of cellulite.
When teen girls think they have cellulite but are only developing Gogurt legs...Just being self conscious.
Girl, "Gosh, i'm so fat and the back of my legs have so much cellulite."

Mom, "NO. Your 14 year old legs are Gogurt Legs. I have 2% fat cottage cheese cellulite on my 42 year old legs."
Gogurt Legs by AMAZINGCHICHA! April 5, 2010

Gogurt tubing 

The act of removing the remaining semen from one's urethra post masterbation; by squeezing upward from the base of the penis
Gogurt tubing is an excellent way to prevent a split stream during urination.

Gogurt Smash 

after beating the brakes off a chick, one thrusts their fist into the stomach of the woman to force the exit of the salty, creamy beige deposit that was just left after intense intercourse.
Barbara Shagnasty lied to me about being on birth control, so I performed the gogurt smash on her ass.

When in doubt, gogurt smash that shit out.

Gogurt yourself

When you ejaculate into your hand and slurp it from hand to your mouth then spit out onto your chin
Garrett N. Why did you gogurt yourself on tiktok ?