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A sexually transmitted disease that has the following major symptoms: Raging boner disorder, Uncontrollable swearing, The immediate addiction to black tar heroin, AIDS, extreme hate for blacks, Jews and Asian folk, makes you sexually attracted to coyotes and your cousins, gives your suicidal thoughts, gives you a severe scrotum allergy (Scrotitus A), makes you gay, uncontrollable horniness, loss of pubic hair, causes you to have an extreme fascination with Steven Segal, and everytime you sneeze it gives a small African child Lukemia.

-Not to be mixed with the other word Glungeez, which is a rare disorder that causes rapid shaft growth in small children.
-I aint stickin my dick in yo ass bitch, you stank ass probobly got Glungis or some shit man.
-Nigga I think I got Glungis last Thursday when I busted a nut in my wifes ass.
-Nigga 1: yo whatcha doin man? Nigga2: Fuckin yo bitch, thats what im doin nigga! Nigga 1: Jokes on you bitch, she got Glungis! Nigga 2: Awww Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt.
Glungis by Pulloutmynine August 25, 2017

ass glueing 

The act of repeatedly cumming on your sexual partners butt crack and attempting to make them stick together
Me and my girlfriend tried ass glueing last night it was freaking awesome
ass glueing by kingboy3 February 28, 2015
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The act of ejaculating in every direction at once.
Dude, I fell asleep which is awesome because I was up having hot sex all night. Semen was glying everywhere.
Glying by Fear_Injector August 9, 2010
Shoving a large vinyl figure of a minion from the Despicable me franchise, up your significant other's vaginal or anal cavity with brutal force.

With consent of course.
"Oh what happened to Steve? Haven't seen him in a while."
"Yea they've been gruing a lot with his girlfriend lately."
"oh..."
Gruing by LeDarkYellow January 19, 2021

glunggus 

The fat / fat-rolls on the side of your body
Tyler has glunggus but denies that he has it
glunggus by Manstrength April 29, 2022
A gushing clunge; a vagina that has been so satisfied it literally gushes with ejaculational fluids.
Roy: "mate I was with this bird last night"
Chuck: "was she quite the fitty?"
Roy: "indeed! She had quite the glunge by the end of the night!"

Barry: "I should have used some goggles for that glunge, bloody hell!"

Frank: "I could have drowned in that glunge."
Glunge by Grisby May 2, 2014

Bloing Gloing 

1. Another word for the well-observed phenomenon in which women's breasts bounce during movement.
2. A character from The Demented Cartoon Movie infamous for his silly and unintelligible speech.
1. Check out the bloing gloing on that chick, yo! She's got some real bouncin' there.
2. Eingity goingity goingity going going going going.
Bloing Gloing by ShAdOwZ May 31, 2010