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Glungis

A sexually transmitted disease that has the following major symptoms: Raging boner disorder, Uncontrollable swearing, The immediate addiction to black tar heroin, AIDS, extreme hate for blacks, Jews and Asian folk, makes you sexually attracted to coyotes and your cousins, gives your suicidal thoughts, gives you a severe scrotum allergy (Scrotitus A), makes you gay, uncontrollable horniness, loss of pubic hair, causes you to have an extreme fascination with Steven Segal, and everytime you sneeze it gives a small African child Lukemia.

-Not to be mixed with the other word Glungeez, which is a rare disorder that causes rapid shaft growth in small children.
-I aint stickin my dick in yo ass bitch, you stank ass probobly got Glungis or some shit man.
-Nigga I think I got Glungis last Thursday when I busted a nut in my wifes ass.
-Nigga 1: yo whatcha doin man? Nigga2: Fuckin yo bitch, thats what im doin nigga! Nigga 1: Jokes on you bitch, she got Glungis! Nigga 2: Awww Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt.
by Pulloutmynine August 25, 2017
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nepow glungus

A family-friendly term for an item that makes living creatures slouch.
Wow Braden, that's a nice nepow glungus you got there mind if i slouch something with it
by PostMalone'sBeard June 27, 2017
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Glungus

Dude that's one nice glungus you got there!!
Yeah man it's my five one of the night, I'm hoping the pop on this one is massive
by WhimsMoose October 4, 2020
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kneepow glungus

Another word of Gun used by little three year old Braydens of Call of Duty
by maxxx on a killstreak August 18, 2017
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Neepow Glungus

a commonly used term by internet persona Braiden, a character M3RKMU51C created,

Braiden commonly uses it as a family friendly way of of saying 'gun'
"oh, oh my god i just got a quad feed with that new dlc neepow glungus of mine".
by KAREN_LOGIC!?!?!?!?!?!/ August 7, 2017
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Glunging

The act of clenching and unclenching your sphincter while having meaty swamp ass.
Yo Brandon, my meaty swamp ass is glunging. Where’s the toilet?
by Robert Buttcrunch February 11, 2021
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Glungus

A racial slur that is very very offensive towards white people.
Your are a fucking glungus
by CMBDino December 19, 2020
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