Glungis

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A sexually transmitted disease that has the following major symptoms: Raging boner disorder, Uncontrollable swearing, The immediate addiction to black tar heroin, AIDS, extreme hate for blacks, Jews and Asian folk, makes you sexually attracted to coyotes and your cousins, gives your suicidal thoughts, gives you a severe scrotum allergy (Scrotitus A), makes you gay, uncontrollable horniness, loss of pubic hair, causes you to have an extreme fascination with Steven Segal, and everytime you sneeze it gives a small African child Lukemia.

-Not to be mixed with the other word Glungeez, which is a rare disorder that causes rapid shaft growth in small children.

-I aint stickin my dick in yo ass bitch, you stank ass probobly got Glungis or some shit man.
-Nigga I think I got Glungis last Thursday when I busted a nut in my wifes ass.
-Nigga 1: yo whatcha doin man? Nigga2: Fuckin yo bitch, thats what im doin nigga! Nigga 1: Jokes on you bitch, she got Glungis! Nigga 2: Awww Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt.

Glungis by Pulloutmynine August 25, 2017

nepow glungus

A family-friendly term for an item that makes living creatures slouch.

Wow Braden, that's a nice nepow glungus you got there mind if i slouch something with it

nepow glungus by PostMalone'sBeard June 27, 2017

Related Words

Glungis • Glungus • Glunging • glungus gloober • nepow glungus • kneepow glungus • Neepow Glungus

Glungus

A latex glove filled with colored water

Dude that's one nice glungus you got there!!
Yeah man it's my five one of the night, I'm hoping the pop on this one is massive

Glungus by WhimsMoose October 4, 2020

kneepow glungus

Another word of Gun used by little three year old Braydens of Call of Duty

Look at that kneepow glungus, that is overpowered

kneepow glungus by maxxx on a killstreak August 18, 2017

Neepow Glungus

a commonly used term by internet persona Braiden, a character M3RKMU51C created,

Braiden commonly uses it as a family friendly way of of saying 'gun'

"oh, oh my god i just got a quad feed with that new dlc neepow glungus of mine".

Neepow Glungus by KAREN_LOGIC!?!?!?!?!?!/ August 7, 2017

Glunging

The act of clenching and unclenching your sphincter while having meaty swamp ass.

Yo Brandon, my meaty swamp ass is glunging. Where’s the toilet?

Glunging by Robert Buttcrunch February 11, 2021

Glungus

A racial slur that is very very offensive towards white people.

Your are a fucking glungus

Glungus by CMBDino December 19, 2020

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026