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George Bush Syndrome 

an affliciton for when you can't speak good and make up words and stuff

"I think ? tide turning ? see, as I remember ? I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of ? it's easy to see a tide turn ? did I say those words?" ?George W. Bush, asked if the tide was turning in Iraq, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006, that's a george bush syndrome

"That's a chapter, the last chapter of the 20th, 20th, the 21st century that most of us would rather forget. The last chapter of the 20th century. This is the first chapter of the 21st century. " ?George W. Bush, on the Monica Lewinsky scandal, Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000
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georgebushed 

1. To attempt to verbally exert wisdom or intellectualism, but to instead allude to ones ignorance.
2. To expose ones lack of cognizance, especially in front of large audiences.
3. To blunder while relaying information meant to have dramatic impact, thus disarming its ability to do so.
"Fool me once.. shame on... shame on you... *confused look* ...You fool me, you cant get fooled again" -George W. Bush

"Wow, you really georgebushed that one!"
georgebushed by thermyte October 8, 2008

GeorgeWBushism 

Verb: being an idiot, a ruler, hated by everyone and being a turd all at the same time.

noun: an idea created by the idiotic 43rd president of the United States, Geroge W Bush.

The followers of GeorgeWBushism are known as GeorgeWBushists, the only known follower is George W. Bush
the 43rd president of the United States of America is an idiot, a turd and hated by everyone because he practices the idiotic worthless art of GeorgeWBushism
GeorgeWBushism by nonsense! December 30, 2008

Georgeous 

An extremely amazing and majestic godly human on MeetMe Live streams who loves grease and has an amazing stripe and strawberry smoothie . Specifically named George Yarid . 🦨Georgeous
Zeus : wow George has an amazing white stripe . He’s so gorgeous

Ranch: that’s because he’s Georgeous

fuck george bush

The hip new phrase all the young people use to exclaim disappointment or anger.

This phrase is especially popular when reacting to an unfortunate situtation regardless of its cause. After all, it is, in all liklihood, George W. Bush's fault.
Coach: Sorry Mike, you've been cut from the team.
Mike: Fuck George Bush!

Guidance Counselor: Sorry Mike, you will be held back for a second round of 11th grade.
Mike: Fuck George Bush!

After missing the first 8 minutes of the new South Park episode
Mike: Fuck George Bush!

After realizing he made a retarded mistake on his Calc I Final Exam
Mike: Fuck George Bush!

After being bitten by a Komodo dragon and left to die of disease and infection in a strange Indonesian jungle
Mike: Fuck George Bush!

After being forced to watch Sparticus for the fifth time over because his Latin teacher is a fat lazy man whore
Mike: Fuck George Bush!

After realizing that buying the #2 combo would actually have been cheaper than trying to save money and not ordering a drink
Mike: Fuck George Bush!

After his mom packed another useless fruit that he won't eat in his lunch
Mike: Fuck George Bush!

After spending 3 hours reading about strange and unusual sexual positions on Wikipedia, and debating the ethics of wanking to a the free encycolpedia, and forgetting to pick his brother up from school
Mike: Fuck George Bush!

George Bush Dodge 

Dodging more than one object (almost like you are dodging two shoes) and not getting hurt.
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Rick, Joe, and Bob were playing dodge ball and the other team only had one player left, Steve, who they had been trying to hit out for about 10 minutes but Steve had extreme George Bush Dodging skills and would not get hit out.
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Rick: DAMN IT STEVE!!

Bob: Omg! George Bush Dodge :|

Joe: I KNOW! Steve has the dodging skills of George Bush!!

Steve: PWNED NOOBS!!
George Bush Dodge by The Super Ninja November 11, 2009

George Bush 

The 43rd President of the United States.
Son of the 41st President, George HW Bush, George Bush took office in January of 2001, narrowly beating his Democratic opponent, Al Gore by just a few electoral votes. Al Gore actually won the popular vote, but George Bush received more votes in the electoral college, causing several state political parties to start gerrymandering the districts. He then proceeded to be re-elected by a popular margin of 5,000,000 votes in November of 2004 against his Democratic opponent, Senator John Kerry (D-MA). Since George Bush is on his second term, he may not run for re-election again in 2008. The Bush administration will go down in history as one of the most contreversial administrations in America; much like Ronald Reagan, revered by Republicans, abhorred by Democrats.
Rather than give you an ignorant 9th Grader's definition of George Bush, I will give you a definition that is more informative and mature.
George Bush by Lewis Armistead April 18, 2006