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Geordie Shandy 

A bottle of Newcastle brown and a bottle of WKD = not so dreamy headache in the morning!
"Wai ai mon' one geordie shandy please!

dreamy."
Geordie Shandy by k8m8 April 18, 2007
Usually a person who believes they are from the city of Newcastle but are infact from outlining areas such as Gateshead, Hexham and the like. These 'plastic' Geordies tend to believe they are at the top of the social scale but are in fact in the middle of the social security benefit queue. Often found in Netto or more notably Greggs upon where they feed they offspring large quantities of baked pastry goods, children are usually christened "Keegen" or "Bobby" or "Alan" regardless of their sex, this is due to their Mother and Fathers (and in many cases 'Uncle Steve' and Uncle "Jeff" and 'wor Bobbies da") lifelong devotion to Newcastle United, despite never actually being anywhere near the stadium, but the 9 kids are dressed head to foot in Black and White replica kit 7 days a week.
"Hov corse ham a Geordie man like man, me da used ta drink Broon Ale and me ma uste te werk in Fennnikks man"
geordie by Mr.Mackem January 13, 2006

geordie dummy 

A pastry concoction from the ubiquitous low-cost bakery chain Greggs. A cheap snack used by teenage mothers to keep their screaming offspring quiet.
Little Britney was getting on my tits with all her screaming. I had to give her a geordie dummy to shut her up.
geordie dummy by comptonsaint October 24, 2006

true geordie 

Have you seen True Geordie
Yes, he cured my cancer
true geordie by BigAss656345 August 1, 2018
Is gorgeously attractive. Has a great sense of style music and humour! Always trying to please others to keep them happy and puts other peoples problems before his own. Is always caring for close friends and never let's them down when they're even in tricky situations
Geordie
geordie by Hookbook12 October 26, 2013
A citizen from Newcastle, North East England. Often praised for their outgoing and bubbly personalities, they have a distinctive accent which is recognised instantly.
geordie by Missy August 1, 2003