schlabber die futz 

An uncommon German slang for "Lick the pussy!!" Usually used as an exclamation like "damn" or "darn it"

Aw, I missed the bus! Schlabber die futz!!

schlabber die futz by Yazster April 27, 2009

si futz 

Pig pussy in pa dutch

I would like to order some si futz and turnips

si futz by Scuba Steve 1986 January 12, 2021

Monkey Futz 

to be a fucking monkey, "a noi-nch"; a theif, robber or just an average-everyday good for not a damn thing police officer!

You're an ugly Minkey Futz! Motha' Fuck.

Monkey Futz by Control Room November 23, 2003

futzing 

Where I come from, the word Futzing meant puttering.

On a rainy day, I find myself futzing around the houe.

futzing by MIMI KLEIN March 11, 2005

futzel

1. A small ball of lint or fuzz, esp. one stuck to clothing.
2. A tiny remnant of something, too small to be valuable.

1. These vintage sweaters are worthless-- they're covered in futzels.

2. There's nothing left of the pizza, just a couple futzels.

futzel by Mr.Dandy January 17, 2012

Futzie

Somebody who appears to be a massive loser. People tend to have little to no respect for them, because they like radiohead. They are often a disorganised sweet-heart who seems to be a walking stroke of bad luck.

“oh my god look at futzie!”
“he is a total wreck…”
“I mean, I guess he’s trying.”

Futzie by Futzie hater October 20, 2021

futzing around 

wasting time with tomfoolery and shinanigans, especially while at work.

Manager: Quit futzing around, for the love of GOD!!!
(While watching two idiots fling food at eachother and do anything but work while at work)

futzing around by kiki11 July 7, 2006