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friendface 

Friend face is a great new site for meeting people. How does it work?
Friendface works along the same principles as a cold or a terrible plague. But it’s not disgusting germs that Friendface spreads,it’s friendship. Each Friendface page is like a Petri dish filled with friendship germs! When you stick your face into the dish, you may come away with millions of other people attached to your face! That’s right, it’s basically a diseased face of friendship. Just sign up with Friendface by giving us all your personal information, and we’ll provide a web page where you can meet new friends, catch up with old ones, and maybe find that special someone. Don’t think about germs now, that analogy is over. Now it’s just love and companionship, and everything’s fine. We own everything you put on Friendface, it says so in the Terms and Agreements. But don’t worry about that, we won’t use it to do anything bad, we promise! Just think about love and companionship, and everything’s fine. Friendface! Friendface! FRIENDFACE.
Friendface

Friendface

Friendface
friendface by Professor sad September 2, 2020

friendilepothy 

Friendilepothy is when your so close with your friend, you can tell what eachother is thinking/ what they are going to say. This is the most intense kind of friendship. There is no level higher!!!!!!!!!!! This was created by brittany and savannah :)
savannah: OMG i was just about to say that!!
brittany: it's our friendilepothy biiishhhhhhh

friendquaintance 

n:
1. Someone in the stage between aquaintanceship and friendship in a relationship.

2. When you FUCK seven DWARVES at the same time and then out of nowhere just start making PANCAKES
I suppose you could consider Rachel to be one of my friendquaintances. We'll throw back a few beers, but we're sure not having any heart to hearts, y'know?

friendilo 

A friend escort service for social rejects that have no friends. They are there strictly to make it look like you have friends, no sexual favors involved. It's their friendship in exchange for your cash. If you're having a fight with your best friend or just broke up with your boyfriend, order a friendilo to make them jealous! They also make the perfect last minute prom and homecoming date. Similar to a gigilo, only it's a "friendilo"!
Carl: "Woah, Tom! Your new best friend is so cool!"
Tom: "Actually, I only paid for my friendilo until midnight."

"I'm so mad at Tricia right now! I'm going to order a friendilo for the party tonight so she'll get jealous and apologize!"

Since Lisa was a social outcast, she was forced to order a friendilo for her senior prom.
friendilo by bettyblack June 20, 2010

friendhusband 

A FRIENDHUSBAND/FRIENDWIFE is a special relationship which can include two best friends or really great friends who like eachother so much that they marry eachother, but there is no sex involved, since they are friends.
Example: Dan is Stefani's FRIENDHUSBAND.
friendhusband by RaVeNN February 9, 2014

friendable 

Anna is so friendable said Sara.
friendable by Sarasarasarasarasara February 4, 2009