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Walter the Farting Dog 

An immensely popular series of children's books written by William Kotzwinkle and Glenn Murray with illustrations by Audrey Colman. Walter is an ugly but lovable mutt rescued from the dog pound by two warm-hearted children. However, Walter has a problem, he is constantly farting the most ghastly farts one has ever smelled, which almost send him back to the pound until he proves his worth by foiling a couple of house-breakers with his awful gas.

The Walter franchaise has five entries thus far: "Walter the Farting Dog," "Trouble at the Yard Sale," "Rough Weather Ahead For Walter the Farting Dog," "Walter the Farting Dog Goes on a Cruise," and "Walter the Farting Dog Banned From the Beach." All have made it on the New York Times Bestseller List.
Each time a new Walter the Farting Dog book comes out, we gather around at bedtime and I read about Walter's newest exploits it to my excited children, as they make wonderful bedtime stories.
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farting through silk

Well off or living comfortably; able to afford luxuries (i.e. silk underwear); generally having a good economic status.

var: farting into silk
Stick with me, baby, and you'll be farting through silk in no time!

Fan forking 

The fan girling that you feel in your loins
Oh my god, I'm fan forking so hard over Chris Evans right now. I seriously just wanna take off my pants.
Fan forking by 129876543 June 2, 2015

fartinger 

stinky harbinger of shitty things to come. Fart before the poop.
The early accounting issues at Enron was fartinger of the eventual collapse of the company.
fartinger by Mr. U-be-U May 26, 2008

Fortnight 

2 weeks. It is 14 days, which is 2 weeks, which is 1 fortnight. Its not the game, FortNite, which is spelled differently, its just 2 weeks.
Mike: I just played FortNite for a fortnight!
Liam: Wait, what?
Mike: I played FortNite for 2 weeks, which is a fortnight, its kind of confusing now that FortNites popular.
Liam: So you played FortNite 14 days straight?
Mike: Yep, for a fortnight.
Fortnight by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Farting Lander 

The farting lander, Is simply dropping down on something and farting excessivley hard.
Guy 1: Hey, look at Adam!
Guy 2: Oh my jizz, he's doing a farting lander!
Farting Lander by Fartinglander November 29, 2011

Farting in church 

Just keep looking forward, trying not to snigger and ignore the horrified expression from the old lady next to you.
Example: Does this entry need one? Oh OK then. Farting in church.
Farting in church by JaaagMan February 26, 2012