I be flossin' 

A spectacular and inspirational quote said by The Backpack Kid. It has indeed changed many people's lives and has changed the internet forever. It has cured cancer and depression and still does. The suicide rate has dropped to 0% ever since. We shall all be thankful for this meme.

A person: "Hey, can you perform one of your best songs please?"
The Backpack Kid: "Uhhhhhhhh, sure... I be flossin' I be flossssiiiinnnn."
The Backpack Kid: *proceeds to start flossing and do weird dance moves*

I be flossin' by tmkkmt February 7, 2019

flossing the otter 

Female masturbation

Yet another Saturday night spent flossing the otter.

flossing the otter by kcatthebat August 17, 2009

Flossed Out 

Too look cool, tight, flashy, etc.

Originally coined by The B.G.

"I stay flossed out all through the week, my money long, oh you don't know i'm the B.G."

- B.G - Bling Bling

Flossed Out by Altai January 18, 2010

Curb Flossing 

Edging the grass along a street curb with weed eaters, mainly the maintenance guys who do city and residential landscaping. But doing your own lawn is included.

while i was driving to work, i saw the landscape maintenance guys curb flossing.

Curb Flossing by the_sovereign October 12, 2008

flossing the balls 

Using a towel, firmly gripped in both hands positioned anterior and posterior, to dry one's testicles in a sawing motion. Often done while hunched over or one leg propped up on a bench to facilitate proper hand placement.

Just got done flossing the balls. Now to slather some gold bond medicated lotion on these babies.

flossing the balls by nem- January 25, 2015

bacon flossing 

Bacon Flossing is when a woman has no sexual partner, and in order to satisfy her sexual desires, resorts to wiping around her vagina with a rasher of bacon(in a towel round your arse crack stylee) to entice her dog to lick around it.

she's a nice enough girl, but a bit of a bacon flosser!

she never has a boyfriend that one, always on her own except for her german shepherd, I reckon she's bacon flossing every night!

bacon flossing by Vincenzo Cabello June 27, 2008

Flossing the cat 

something said to make out you are busy when really, you couldn't be further from it.

I would love to watch twilight with you but I'm Flossing the cat and anal bleaching the hamster..

Flossing the cat by facebookbloke July 21, 2011