Flacid Jack

When the porn or any other source of sexual pleasure isn't hot enough to give you a boner and your penis is flacid like a flap jack, but you still rub one off anyways.

"I was watching tub girl last night, but she didn't do it for me so I pulled a flacid jack just for the heck of it."

Flacid Jack by DjDM May 20, 2009

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Flacid Cock

Soggy, pitiful limp and useless cock

What in the fuck am i going to do with this ridiculously flacid cock?

Flacid Cock by Gay Lord Lemy winkle You. The riduclously gay bear February 24, 2006

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Flacid Waffle

When one waffle is softer than the others.

Man, I got a flacid waffle for breakfast.

Flacid Waffle by veryboredperson May 15, 2022

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flacid folly

When you're tryin to do your slit, but your cock isnt hard so you take your flacid cock and continue to smack that cunt into submission until your primed and ready.

If your dick isnt hard try the flacid folly.

flacid folly by Dangerzone January 21, 2007