invetro fertilization 

To be implanted with many embyros that results in the mother having a litter of children that resembles the multiple births that dogs and cats routinely have.

Nadya Suleman had invetro fertilization that resulted in her having the litter of 8 offspring

invetro fertilization by Mdlily February 2, 2009

Fertilizer 

1. Shit that is rich in nutrients
2. Someone who fertilises egg-cells
3. Guru of fertilizer: The king of the fertilizer people
4. FANTA: Fertilise and never touch again.

"You are a fertileizer: haha"
"Yes you fertilize plants and I fertilise egg-cells"
"No i'm the guru of fertilizer I have more minerals than you"
"Oh guru of Fertilizer what should we be doing now???"
"Dunno let's do some Benham"

Fertilizer by coconut man the chosen one May 27, 2006

Fertilize the Fertilizer 

The act of ejaculating into the toilet after you've finished making a #2, either as a type of kink, or because you didn't feel like flushing it first.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I'm gonna go fertilize the fertilizer 'cause I'm too horny to bother flushing my shit first!"
Guy 2: "Too much info bro, but alright!"

Fertilize the Fertilizer by IsaacLechten October 21, 2016

Fertilizer 

Cow shit used to make flowers grow.

Ew.What's that smell?Do they use fertilizer on that flower shop?

Fertilizer by BlackPohatu December 11, 2016

Invitro Fertilization 

A) A process sought after by single ugly lesbians (see dykes)100% of the time the offspring produced is covered of genetic defects and total lack of a soul.
B) The need for Invitro Fertilization is god's punishment for those with alternative lifestyles, Invitro fertilization is yet another crime against humanity and should not be applied by annyone

Dave is an invitro fertilization.

Invitro Fertilization by T_O_P_H_E_R October 27, 2006

fertilization 

When a guy pulls-out of a girl or another guy (just as he's about to splooge), cums onto their bush, then proceeds to rub it in their pubes and shampoo their crotch.

"Fuck, *moans*, it's time for fertilization, baby!"
"Oooh, sweet leapin' Jesus! My bush is gonna be larger than a weeping willow!"

fertilization by skamocker086 April 17, 2004

in vit-bro fertilization 

The act of having your male friend or brother get your wife or girlfriend pregnant.

Man 1: I've been trying to get my wife pregnant, but the doctor says I have a low sperm count.

Man 2: Your wife is hot! You should let me have sex with her to get her pregnant... You know, IN VIT-BRO FERTILIZATION.

in vit-bro fertilization by TwoFacedJG135 February 11, 2012