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Frisky Ferrets 

The most dominant intramural dynasty ever assembled on a college campus. Often compared to the 'dream team' and other legendary sports phenomenons. Winning is not a matter of what or how, rather it is "when and where" because they will be there to claim the royal crown. There is no limit as to what the Frisky Ferrets can win, as championships in both the academic and athletic realm have been claimed. The Frisky Ferrets don't just believe in winning, they believe in winning big and winning BIGGER!
Son-"Mom i don't want to play baseball anymore."
Mom-"honey, why not? you love sports"
Son-"But mom the same team wins every year! the frisky ferrets are entirely too good"
Mom-"the fat pats need you"
Son-"we stink"
Frisky Ferrets by FriskyFerret99 August 15, 2012
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A slang term for Breasts commonly used in the East Midlands.
Michelle had her Ferrets out by the pool.
Ferrets by colonelburnell May 23, 2010
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Forrestism 

to like sarah brown and to fuck over logan.
dude... i totally just pulled a Forrestism and screwed over my friend!
Forrestism by Forrestismman101 November 8, 2010

Ferreting 

The act of scratching ones own a**hole.
Dude, got an itch or are you prarie dogging? Nah, that's when somethings coming out..... I'm going in, so i'm "ferreting"!
Ferreting by blah14 June 3, 2010
the perpetual emotional, egotistical and spiritual masturbation that extreme Social Conservatives engage in
While she denied feetism her self-righteous condemnation of others and "pious" adherence only to religious doctrine that support her political beliefs made it clear she was a feetist.

Or.

He thanked God for the clarity and strength he needed to condemn strangers to hell.
feetism by no2ndtroy May 22, 2012

FerretHuman 

(noun) the form of creatures that will be created to serve us when Azwad Rahman rules the world, remember, you pissed him off enough
Holy Shit! That ferrethuman ate my mother's face, because shewanted to be diffeent!
FerretHuman by Ozzy R. March 8, 2009

ferretian 

Unusually bigoted, closed minded or racist, weaselly or ferret-like.
Can you believe that joke he told yesterday about unemplyed mexicans? How ferretian.