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Autoerotic fellatiation 

The act of performing oral sex on ones own phallic member to the point of choking and passing out.
John rushed home from yoga class to go blow himself as per usual, his roommate was home early so John hid in linen closet and feverishly began to take himself to his own base. Pounding his pallet with the cold robotic force of an off balanced washing machine caused the sowing machine to fall off the shelf and on top of John in the middle of fucking his own brains out. The autopsy determined it quite easily to be death by autoerotic fellatiation due to post mortem positioning. Balls to brows, John died choking on his dick.

fellatiotone

Fellatiotone is the extreme muscular development that occurs when someone gives a lot of head. In developing fellatiotone the giver often feels muscular tiredness in the cheeks and a stiffening in the jaw. This passes once true fellatiotone is achieved.
Julie: "Gee whiz my jaw is tight and my cheeks are sore!"
Zoe: "Girl, you need to work on your fellatiotone. Once you get to be as good at giving head as me, your fellatiotone will be awesome!"
fellatiotone by TZN June 21, 2010

fellatte 

To receive oral sex whilst knocking back a cup of your favourite blend
john asked susan the hot large breasted waitress for a fellatte and muffin
fellatte by mrreefnz April 9, 2008

Cross-fallatiation 

A mutually beneficial deal or contract in which both parties assist the other for a common goal.
I will advertise your restaurant if you let me eat there for free. Commence the cross-fallatiation
Cross-fallatiation by Dickweed6968 December 8, 2010

fellatiowe 

When you have to suck a dick because you promised you would.
I have to give my husband my husband fellatiowe because he cooked dinner tonight.
fellatiowe by intreverend March 2, 2019

felatiating 

Giving felatio (blow job) to another person.
also: felatiate
Me and the chick were felatiating in my car ALL NIGHT