fake-up sex 

pretending to make-up after an argument for the sole purpose of having crazy make-up sex.

We had some great fake-up sex, but I'm still pissed at that bitch.

fake-up sex by Agent Dan April 20, 2008

fakephoning 

The practice of pretending you are on a cell phone call in order to avoid an unpleasant or awkward encounter with a person who has ventured into your immediate area. Can also be used in the car when recognizing someone on the street or in another vehicle.

"Dude, I saw Cynthia at the mall last night. I tried to avoid her but she came up and asked why I never called her back."

"You ought to try fakephoning. I pull out my cell whenever I see someone I don't want to talk to."

fakephoning by Commentator X September 25, 2009

Fake Up 

When a really ugly girl puts on a lot of make up to make herself look beautiful, then when it comes off, she's completely hideous.

Yaite has to put so much fake up on, just to simply look decent.

Fake Up by Carol K. Cobain February 24, 2009

Fakepod 

A music player that plays MP3, WMA and similar-type music files and looks suspiciously like an IPod. It may or not have better functionality, but either, unlike any make of IPod, it isn't horrendously costly.

Guy 1: Applefag.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 3: You have an IPod there, Applefag.
Guy 4: It's not an IPod, it's an, er...Fakepod.
Guy 5: ...Fakepod?
Guy 6: You know, an music player that looks like an IPod but isn't stupidly expensive.
Guy 7: I see... You've opened my eyes at last!

Fakepod by KrikenKing January 16, 2010

fakespace 

When you create a myspace or any alike profile based on someone who is not you. Most commonly used to get people to add you who normally would want nothing to do with you.

Jordan: Dude my ex won't add me on myspace.
Chris: Maybe that's cause she is in the process of filing a restraining order against you?
Jordon: I'll just make a fakespace.

fakespace by Chris Raska August 15, 2007

Fakespect 

Misleading someone into believing that you have high esteem for them; when you really don't give a shit.

Marc: I told Skittles that I thought it was really cool that he made it into honor band, but I think he's a worthless person.
Ryan: Yea bro we all give him fakespect.

Fakespect by LLIAB November 24, 2010

Fakespert 

A fake expert.

These fakesperts need to stop pretending they know rocket science.

Fakespert by Ddddddddddddde February 9, 2021