ecuadorian toothpick 

A shameful erection achieved through unwanted stimulation.

Upon seeing his grandmother in the shower, Johnny couldn't hide his Ecuadorian toothpick. He immediately regretted wearing sweatpants with no underwear.

ecuadorian toothpick by CaptainSpacebar August 2, 2017

Ecuadorian Bolivar 

The most amazing guy who is cute af.
His intelligence will delight your mind, people starts to think ecuadorian bolivar do not exist. They hid between people, waiting to delight with his cuteness. He is a friend who will stand by your side at any moment, his jokes can be lame at sometimes but he is trying his best to cheer you up.

Omg yesterday I met an ecuadorian Bolivar, he’s so smart and cute!

Ecuadorian Bolivar by AhTuMamaTeComproElReloj November 22, 2021

Ecuadorian extra small 

calling a person ecuadorian extra small is not quite like calling someone ecuadorian small. Ecuadorian small is a term used to describe someone with a monstrously so Avg. Dick size of 7.5 to 9 inches & above.

However, ecuadorian extra small is simply below average but not tiny.

the more extras you add, the tinier the dick becomes.

is he Ecuadorian Small, nah hes Ecuadorian extra Small.

ah thats ight, as long as its not a third leg.

yo, did you hear about that his ecuadorian small?
nah i heard its an ecuadorian extra extra extra small.

oh, i feel bad for the mate.

Ecuadorian extra small by Life AInt heCk December 1, 2019

Ecuadorian Transport 

When a dude cums into two girls' b-holes then sucks it out only to spit it into one of those skank's mouth. Skank #1 then spits it into skank #2's mouth who then spits it back in the dudes mouth. Then the dude spits it back into their b-holes.

Skank 1: OMG that sexy South American dude just gave me an Ecuadorian Transport!

Skank 2: Wow I wish my lame boyfriend could give me an Ecuadorian Transport. Now I'm hurtin' for a squirtin'!

Ecuadorian Transport by up in that ass like a gerbil March 18, 2011

Ecuadorian Supper 

1.The ecuadorian tradition of beating ones wife after supper.
2.

"There was tension between the couple, so after the party andy had a good ol' fashioned ecuadorian supper prepared for his wife."

Ecuadorian Supper by Rooster Gonzales October 15, 2008

Ecuadorian Turnpike 

When one man with a massive horse-cock of a schlong has his penis penetrated by a man with a micropenis.

Hey Pete, I heard you were signed up for the bi-annual Ecuadorian Turnpike at the local Chucky-Cheese,

Ecuadorian Turnpike by Ecuadorian Fast-Lane December 1, 2020

Ecuadorian Pat Smear

When a chubby Ecuadorian convinces a questionable lady he is a doctor, then brings her back to his penthouse and performs an extremely short (literally) procedure on her lady parts. After the embarrassingly short act, he tells her she’s all clear and sends her on her way.

Oh man, don’t tell me you pulled the Ecuadorian Pat Smear ruse again. I hope you told her she had a clean bill of health before the “exam” , because she won’t after.

Ecuadorian Pat Smear by Scotty Nice May 18, 2022