The noise that ferrets make when they are happy or excited. When you're playing alot, they start to walk around making this noise or dooking. It's a sort of low chuckle/clucking sound. It's really cute. :

When I play with my ferret he starts dooking! It's so cute!

Dooking by Ragon February 6, 2009

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ken dolling

The act of taking an attractive man and mentally picturing he has no junk in his trunk.
Usually done when a man is off limits (a friend's ex, gay, just a friend,etc.)

You picture that if you were to pull down his pants there would be nothing there.
Imagining a man has no sexual organ, but is rather smooth in his nether regions like a ken doll.

Ya, he is attractive, but he is my best friend's ex so I have been ken dolling him since them and always will. He has no D in my mind because he has been ken dolled

ken dolling by slangslingingslasher February 2, 2014

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Drooling Veggie

The phrase used to describe a retard with the IQ of a vegetable and the talent of an Autistic person (Drooling)

Person 1: Oh look, who's that sexy boy ?
Person 2: Oh its just a "drooling veggie", his name is Jonah

Drooling Veggie by LeBadAtEnglish June 3, 2015

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horse doodling

Verb.

The act of doing something that is in no way benfecial to the mission or activity.

Lots of people use this phrase. But no one you know.

See also: monkeying about

Source: Red Vs Blue, episode 53.

Griff: You said it was a real phrase like "horse doodling!"

horse doodling by Evil Badman March 30, 2005

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