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spank the dolphine 

I was at the beach and felt kind of horny so I decided to spank the dolphine

dolphinately

A douche bag way of saying definitely
"Wanna meet me in the bathroom to do a bump?" "Dolphinately!"
dolphinately by Rubber Tramp July 28, 2015

Dolphinitely 

Really the only acceptable way to say definitely. They don't mean the same thing however.

Dolphinitely bring Dolphins into the conversation, giving the user more Ethos because Dolphins are smart and cute.

This word is a must for anyone trying to express strong emotion
Dolphinitely: Definitely, but even more so
"Hey Babe... do you love me?"
"OH Dolphintely sweety, NO doubt!"
"Awww thanks honey, you're the best"

DolphinSexual

What my friend and I are.
We screw dolphins. They are sexy. We are attracted to them.
DolphinSexual by Anthony Scrima March 13, 2004

Dolphining 

Using only core strength and no arms or upper body strength during sexual intercourse. Having sex without using arms at all, floundering around like a dolphin outside of water
Rumor has it that Joel has gotten really good at dolphining, his core strength is so good he doesn't need to use his arms during sex!
Dolphining by TieFighter November 20, 2010

Dolphining 

To have fun swimming.
"How was the pool party this weekend?"
"Oh, it was great, we wuz just dolphining around."
Dolphining by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) December 17, 2019