Dolphinsexual
You become a marine biologist, and you gain a mad love for dolphins, making you abandon your daughter and family.
Dolphinsexual by Dolphins_AreGreat October 25, 2019
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dolphinaldo
One Portuguese diver, a generational Casanova, who also loves to take penalties. Shiny glossy skin like dolphin and a terrific diver too. Moreover, often seen diving on grass turf. world-famous Underwear brand ambassador gets fumed if loses any chance of taking penalty. Self proclaimed best player of last 2 centuries.
dolphinaldo by Pessimistic December 20, 2020
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Chasing Dolphins
There are a bunch of fish in the sea... Out of all of them, a man should always go for the dolphins.. or a girl that is a 10/10. But sometimes you get stuck with a tuna. (Not hot girl)
Guy 1: Hey bro, are you looking to date any girls?
Guy 2: Idk man, I'm kinda just chasing dolphins right now.
Guy 1: Alright, that's chill. Just don't get stuck with a tuna.
Guy 2: Idk man, I'm kinda just chasing dolphins right now.
Guy 1: Alright, that's chill. Just don't get stuck with a tuna.
Chasing Dolphins by RationalMan March 29, 2013
chubby dolphin
A sexual act performed by a woman on a man, defined as follows:
The woman must be significantly over-weight, to the point where her stomach creates "fat rolls". She must be wearing a bikini that is clearly too small for her and is potentially embarrassing to be seen wearing in public. The man must wear swim trunks with a hole in the front for the penis to escape. The two must engage in swimming activity in a kiddie pool. NOTE: It is imperative that this act occur in a kiddie pool. Once the partners are completely saturated, the woman must push her fat rolls together while the man inserts his (hopefully) erect penis in the space between the rolls. The woman then slides her body on the penis, mimicking the act of a traditional handjob. Throughout this process, the woman must make dolphin noises (i.e. "Eeeeee!")
The woman must be significantly over-weight, to the point where her stomach creates "fat rolls". She must be wearing a bikini that is clearly too small for her and is potentially embarrassing to be seen wearing in public. The man must wear swim trunks with a hole in the front for the penis to escape. The two must engage in swimming activity in a kiddie pool. NOTE: It is imperative that this act occur in a kiddie pool. Once the partners are completely saturated, the woman must push her fat rolls together while the man inserts his (hopefully) erect penis in the space between the rolls. The woman then slides her body on the penis, mimicking the act of a traditional handjob. Throughout this process, the woman must make dolphin noises (i.e. "Eeeeee!")
"Dude, my girl just gave me a chubby dolphin in the kiddie pool after the Fourth of July party yesterday."
chubby dolphin by The Harlot of Misplaced Wisdom December 15, 2011
dolphinplasty
The surgical procedure of having yourself somewhat transformed into a dolphin. A dorsal fin is attached and your nose is removed among other things.
Kyle's dad was changed into a dolphin on South Park. Unfortunately the dorsal skin came from Mr. Garrison's scrotum.
dolphinplasty by Super F March 11, 2005
Dolphin man
A song made by an absolute 'g' (greg) danny Gonzalez who you should all subscribe to and become greg
He was just a dolphin
Swimming in the sea
With his dolphin friends
Happy as can be
Until one day he went
Adventure on to land
And he got bitten by
A radioactive man
Now he's dolphin man
Half dolphin, half man
Hear him screech at night
Cuz he just wants a friend
He'll be quite a fright
If you run in to him
In the dark abandoned house
Where he lives
Ohh
You know he may come off strong
But he's not what he seems
If he ever catches you
You can bet that you'll scream
Like
Help, let me go(x3)
Let me go tonight
You'll scream
Help, let me go(x3)
Stop kidnapping me
She was just a lady
Not a care in the world
'Till she saw some grown men
Kidnapping a girl
She said
Help, let me go
So she sprung into action
Then she looked right at a neckless
And became Scarlett Johansson
Then she kicked all their asses
Varli, savior of the masses
Don't know where that neckless came from
Love more, hate less, that's the message
Dolphin man saw her on TV
And gave her a call
They formed the best crime-fighting team
In the world
Ohh
Then they saved the president
From an alien race
It was all over the news
He was screaming in space
Like
Help, let me go(x3)
Let me go tonight
He said
Help, let me go(x3)
Stop kidnapping me
Help, let me go(x3)
Let me go tonight
He said
Help, let me go(x3)
Stop kidnapping me
Songwriters: Daniel James Gonzalez
Swimming in the sea
With his dolphin friends
Happy as can be
Until one day he went
Adventure on to land
And he got bitten by
A radioactive man
Now he's dolphin man
Half dolphin, half man
Hear him screech at night
Cuz he just wants a friend
He'll be quite a fright
If you run in to him
In the dark abandoned house
Where he lives
Ohh
You know he may come off strong
But he's not what he seems
If he ever catches you
You can bet that you'll scream
Like
Help, let me go(x3)
Let me go tonight
You'll scream
Help, let me go(x3)
Stop kidnapping me
She was just a lady
Not a care in the world
'Till she saw some grown men
Kidnapping a girl
She said
Help, let me go
So she sprung into action
Then she looked right at a neckless
And became Scarlett Johansson
Then she kicked all their asses
Varli, savior of the masses
Don't know where that neckless came from
Love more, hate less, that's the message
Dolphin man saw her on TV
And gave her a call
They formed the best crime-fighting team
In the world
Ohh
Then they saved the president
From an alien race
It was all over the news
He was screaming in space
Like
Help, let me go(x3)
Let me go tonight
He said
Help, let me go(x3)
Stop kidnapping me
Help, let me go(x3)
Let me go tonight
He said
Help, let me go(x3)
Stop kidnapping me
Songwriters: Daniel James Gonzalez
Dolphin man by The interlectual January 27, 2020
Dolphin Dick
Jennifer - "Hey I heard you hookup with Jim last night.... how was it?"
Amy - "It was different. He has a serious dolphin dick"
Amy - "It was different. He has a serious dolphin dick"
Dolphin Dick by dboogie9 April 1, 2015