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dollop of spleen 

A bit of anger.

A dollop, of course, is a small lump of something--generally a colloidal food, such as sour cream or whipped cream.

"Spleen" means anger. This is no doubt related to the fact that the spleen was thought to be one of the four organs associated with the humours involving emotion--specifically it was thought to excrete black bile. whose Greek name gives us the word "melancholy".

As such, you might expect "spleen" to mean "sad", but perhaps it's better understood as "grumpy", at least when served up in dollop-sized quantities.
"If the force of gravity varies with altitude, how would that affect the height of the drop?" asked Daniel Waterhouse.

"Do it at sea-level," said Hooke, with a dollop of spleen.
dollop of spleen by L K B M July 20, 2016

Man-Dollop 

Dude, I left the biggest man-dollop on Cynthia's stomach last nice
Man-Dollop by Steve_Juggernaut March 26, 2010

Daily Dollop 

The one time in the day (usually in the morning) where you have a massive dump in the toilet what absolutely reeks!
Gooder was it you who just had that Daily Dollop!

Foamy Dollop 

A sexual maneuver where a corporation fucks you up the ass for 40 cents.
Starbucks added this foamy dollop to my latte, and they started charging an extra $.40 for it?!
Foamy Dollop by theocho8 February 20, 2011

Helmet Dollop 

That bit of remnant shit on the penile glans after deep dicking his or her intestines.
That slut’s calling card is helmet dollop if you get up in there.

He was looking back at it as I pulled out and apologized for the helmet dollop.
Helmet Dollop by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020

DairyQueen Dollop 

The act of dropping and swirling your ass during the last act of defication in order to get the dairyqueen style dollop at the top of a soft pile of one's feces.
I just shut down the number one stall at work, but I left a sweet dairyqueen dollop for the janitor.