dipstick 

when sat on the bog squeezing out a particularly long sausage, which whist still making its way out of your arse slowly and begrudgingly, also inadvertently touches the water.

My god, that huge meat and potato platter we had at the Hamburg Beer Keller last night, it reemerged this morning producing the dipstick effect.

dipstick by Streaker30 August 14, 2009

Dipstick 

a loser, idiot

Dipstick by VAKI5 August 17, 2003

DipStick 

"I pull up with the Shtik" Tekashi69

I pull up with the dipstick

DipStick by KarnJatt May 14, 2018

dipstick 

to dip your joint or cigarette in formaldehyde; creates PCP effect

After smoking that dipstick, I saw pink elephants.

dipstick by cdawg May 26, 2004

Dipstick 

A stupid someone with willy brains.

''My my, you're such a dipstick Freddy''

Dipstick by Brendan April 7, 2003

Dipstick 

The ancient art form of checking the freshness of a female. Must take no less than one, but no more than three fingers and insert into the meat-curtain. Upon insertion one must slowly remove as to "tease" the subject into thinking your playing it cool. Then stealthly motion your Dipstick no futher than an inch away from the nose to allow yourself to induldge on the sweet aroma. This technique is perfect for birthday parties, get togethers, and family re-unions in Arkansas. To properly secure the Dipstick technique be in an isolated location such as; Fairgrounds, concerts, church, or even your local Women and Children Hospital.

Johnny had forgotten to dipstick Heather so he didn't realize it when he took a swim in the crimson tide.

Dipstick by Vag Warriors July 5, 2008

Dipstick 

When a slick dude probes a womans rectum with his finger without her consent, then swiftly attacks her mouth with the shitty finger. 'The Dipstick!' is then typically announced afterwards.

Mikes a fuckin perv... he stuck a finger in my ass, and when I pulled it out he stuck his crap-encrusted finger in my mouth and shouted 'dipstick'

Dipstick by The Wop November 10, 2005