delingpole

A stubbornly deluded idiot, one who refuses to acknowledge their errors. Blind in the face of evidence, and prepared to make any claim that would support their argument, no matter how outlandish.

"People who disagree with my opinions threaten my children with death on a daily basis. That's how right I am."

"James, you're such a delingpole."

by oxford english dick March 11, 2012

Deringer Scale

As stated by comedian and TV show host Zane Lamprey on a scale of 1 to 10 of how likely you were to masturbate as a measure of how you are feeling at a given time.

Sick with the flu I told the doctor on the Deringer Scale I was a 4.

by Tw1g December 6, 2010

dewing the mountain

using mountain dew as an anti spermacide during intercourse

dewing the mountain is when you and you girlfriend are about to have sex except shees not on the pill and your out of condoms so before penetration you pour mountain dew on your dick and in her vagina then u fuck her safe sex in a can

dewing the mountain

by E J T D August 17, 2011

Delingering

An adjective used to describe the feeling of a stick being shoved in the make genitals

“Hey mark how was your day”
“It was so bad I could have compared it to delingering”

by User3628375739 June 13, 2019

Delingpole

An individual suffering from delusions of intellectual adequacy.

I tried talking about evolution to a young earth creationist the other day. Man, he was a serious delingpole.

by PaddyMcG May 6, 2012

Deving

The art of programming

I have been deving all day. Being a dev

by Devkechi December 11, 2018

dedingle

The act of removing dingleberries

If you use generic toilet paper, you may have to dedingle.

by Dedingler February 27, 2019