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Destruction Week 

A group of 7 friends participate in this dreaded event. One person is assigned a specific day of the week, and on the given day the rest of the group teams up to makes fun of the person with there being NO restrictions. Another participant is verbally abused the next day and so on and so forth until the week is over. Topics such as racial background, attractive sisters/mothers, weight, death in the family, or general pet-peeves are encouraged to destroy your friends self-esteem! This week will ruin friendships, but it is the ultimate test of self-esteem and human connection.

RULES
-There are no verbal restrictions
-verbal abuse only
-24 hours of abuse starting at 12am all days
-if a participant is not present on their designated day, then they will be rescheduled and someone else will take their place.
-If the victim decides to "back-out" during the Week then he/she will be shunned for 2 weeks from the friend group.
-If someone cries, make fun of them more.
-Non-participants cannot make one joke against any of the seven participants. If a non-participant chooses to attempt a joke against the "seven," then the rest of the week will be devoted to them
-If a person chooses to defend him/herself on his/her day, it is acceptable yet not recommended
-Apologies are optional at the end of the the day, somewhat recommended at the end of the week.
-One participant per day and only seven participants at least and at most. (that's why its a fucking week)
Bill: Dude, Destruction Week is coming up. I hope you're man enough to make fun of Johnny because of his diabetes and recently deceased brother.
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Destruction without Repercussion 

Going to another area, causing trouble, and getting away with it. The area is more often in anoter county, but can be as close as another city or as far away as snother region of the country.
dynamite and ashlie were from new york, but they both ended up in alabama for the summer, so they decided to do a little "destruction without repercussion".

destruction of cats 

Destruction of cats are a group of delinquent vandals who call themselves 'artists'. They spray painted sexually graphic images of cats on my business, a pet shop for godsakes. They are troublemakers and a testament to the scourge we call youth today. I tracked them back to their facebook page by their name, so if you find them on there, please consider doing your civic duty and report these criminals so we can get them off the internet and way from the impressionable minds of our societies future.

Destruction Porn

Bought to light during an episode of, "The Colbert Report," Destruction Porn brings to light any movie that involves great lengths of explosions, demolitions, collapses, or anything else that can be decimated. See also disaster porn, or anything created by Michael Bay.
"...one day computer graphics would strip movies of any plot or characterization and turn them into mindless orgies of destruction porn." Steven Colbert, The Colbert Report

John - "Dude you want to go see that new Michael Bay movie?"

Chris - "Yeah. $200 million in destruction porn? Im down!"

John - "Just keep it in the pants this time, ok?"
Destruction Porn by Roberto August 7, 2009

destruction paper 

formerly known as "construction" paper, it is the brightly colored paper thicker than writing paper used for art and craft projects. Renamed due to the expansive amount of left over scraps that destroy the planet through waste, destroy the room the project was made in and destroy the table that it gets glued to accidently.
"You have five minutes to clean up that mess you made with the destruction paper or you're going to be grounded"
destruction paper by Sinnnamin February 4, 2010

Destruction Aesthetics

Noun. Finding beauty or appeal in broken, destroyed, or collapsing things.
People think I'm strange for liking old, beat-up cars and collapsing buildings, but I just really enjoy destruction aesthetics.

Destruction Overdrive 

A kickass Black Label Society song from the album The Blessed Hellride. Contains a rather large quantity of pinch harmonics, particularly during the chorus, which in the case of Zakk Wylde, is A LOT.
You'd die playing the Zakk Wylde drinking game to "Destruction Overdrive."