Depresstitution 

The act of pretending to have, or greatly exaggerating depression/anxiety, in order to seem popular or gain sympathies from your peers. Rampant among high schoolers.

Jackie’s Snapchat story last night was just a bunch of ridiculous depresstitution. She’s just trying to get in with the cool kids

Depresstitution by Cuttyboiz April 22, 2019

depressedticles 

When you are sad for two reasons:
A) You are a girl
B) You're a guy and you just lost your balls.

"Dude I'm depressedticles,I Just lost my balls"

depressedticles by intohugger4 January 22, 2009

Depressing 

A feeling of emptiness. Especially when something bad has happened.

“That’s Predators game last night was depressing.”

Depressing by Mr.HotatoPead June 4, 2018

depressitard 

a depressed retard

How is your life going? Terrible, i am a depressitard

depressitard by iamatard March 16, 2017

That's Depressing

A statement usually used at the end of an answer that is not expected or not wanted. usually not used in the more serious lament, most often used as a joke when something seems amise.

John: Hey wanna hang out today?
Leslie: Sorry I can't I gotta work tonight, I'm busy all week so we probably won't be able to hang for a few days.
John: That's Depressing....

That's Depressing by Ferdinand Maximilian December 5, 2010

Depressn’ts 

the correct way to say antidepressants

Bro-dude 1: Did you take your depressn’ts yesterday?
Bro-dude 2: Yeah man, I feel alright today
Bro-dude 1: Good job bro, keep up the good work.

Depressn’ts by la.estrella November 14, 2019

depressedtyler 

weird man

u. know that depressedtyler kid yeah hes so weird

depressedtyler by borongo October 29, 2020