dented shits 

When you get fucked in the ass

Aryan you have dented shits you fudge packer

dented shits by Alfie Regan January 2, 2017

dented helmet, nice uniform

a girl with an ugly face but nice body

" Man, Alisha has a dented helmet, nice uniform."

dented helmet, nice uniform by rugg Dr January 27, 2014

dented nail 

A slang term to say that a girl has been giving good handjobs and blowjobs.

Dude, did you see her dented nails, her boys been having her work overtime.

dented nail by Storyteller 6-9 January 16, 2017

dented trumpet 

The act of jizzing on a recently purchased item then realizing equal amounts of self loathing and comedy.

My girlfriend came over wearing a new dress that I bought for her and she looked so good I convinced her to have a quicky before dinner.... But then a {dented trumpet} incident happened and the dress was never worn again.

dented trumpet by Sam6victor February 16, 2018

Dented Head 

When you fuck your girl so hard that your penis gets inverted and the rebound is so powerful semen goes back up through your body into your head, you'll feel a bit queer afterwards.

Shit bro I fucked my bitch so hard I got a dented head

Dented Head by The Chowdaa69 March 27, 2020

Dented starfish 

The result of an unsuccessful attempt to perform anal sex, whether male or female. The anus will be clean, reddish in color and concave from multiple attempts.

Brian told me he had a "dented starfish" thanks to Jacks relentless efforts on his 1st anal experience.

Ryan wants me so bad... He knows I'm a virgin back there but has problem giving me a "dented starfish" until it happens.

Dented starfish by Clifford "The Mayor" August 7, 2024

Fat Dented 

When you sit on a couch so long you indent the seat and it now sags in

" Dad has trouble getting off the couch because its indented, he fat dented it"

Fat Dented by Chevymandan May 4, 2016