Suck a Dick December 

Girls, this is your time to shine. Find a dick and suck the fuck out of it.

“Hey Tim, can I suck your dick?” “Yea why not, it’s Suck a Dick December anyway”

Suck a Dick December by longdongcockenheimer November 5, 2018

dont stop december 

Dont Stop December is to make up for the previous month of No Nut November. After a long month of not busting a nut Dont Stop December will challenge u to not stop going at it all month. By January u should feel normal again. Dont Stop December is an important part of year to year life because without it where would all our cum go from november.

Will you be attending dont stop december in a non stop jackin spree

dont stop december by Shea McKenzie November 13, 2017

Springtime in December 

A relationship that began in winter which is stable, happy and full of promise.

Katerina left me in the fall but hey I found springtime in December

Springtime in December by Liberation Theology November 14, 2019

Stealing December 

A amazing band, who is great live, with amazing songs!
Some songs being:
Story
Scene (Not Heard)
I'm Sorry
For the Last Time
Knocked Out Loser ect.

Guy 1: "Hey, guess what!?"
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "By snotty glue and duck tape dreams"
Guy 2: "That is a good lyric! Stealing December ROCKS"

Stealing December by just a person_again March 14, 2009

No Shame December 

No Shame December, NSD.

A follow up to the widely popular No Shave November, when ANYTHING goes.

Dude A: You went home with that girl???
Dude B: Yes, sir. No Shame December!

Girl A: Jenny, did you really eat that whole gallon of ice cream???

Girl B: Don't judge me. NSD!!!

No Shame December by Vin V December 5, 2009

Please Shave December 

The "Holimonth" right after "No Shave November". Everybody shaves after November because in December everybody is all hairy like Big Foot.

Dude #1: Bob! It's December! No Shave November passed already. It's Please Shave December!"
Dude #2: But, I like my beard.

Please Shave December by Thedude12345 November 11, 2014

Smackhead December 

Every December starting December 1st ending December 31st, is where you smack a bald persons head. it can be your grandma, your grandpa, your mom, dad anyone :)

Omg it's smackhead December let's smack Uncle Bill's head

Smackhead December by I dont know what to think of December 7, 2019