dick dazed 

Someone that has been so hypnotized by the dick, they walk around in a,complete daze.

""Hey Jess, whats wrong with Roxy?"
"Oh nothing, Rick, shes just been Dick Dazed"

dick dazed by Jizzy WestSide March 19, 2014

Dazed 

When someone is ignorant or not aware of something that they ought to know.

Just because a woman is fat does not make her booty attractive bro, you're dazed. Tbh I've seen some pretty fat ass chicks with some flat ass cheeks you nam sayin' !

Dazed by thEbX41 November 2, 2012

Dazed and Confused

The best Led Zeppelin song next to Stairway to Heaven. This song has amazing drumming by John Bonham, a good bass performance by John Paul Jones, fantastic vocals by Robert Plant, and of course awesome guitar by the famous Jimmy Page. The song is nearly flawless and the lyrics are good too. The middle of the song totally changes pace and then it blends right back into the main song.

Been dazed and confused for so long its not true

Dazed and Confused by Matt F September 1, 2004

davied 

To have one's mind blown.

Wow, did you see the ending of Inception. My mind was davied!

davied by IOpsychologist September 17, 2012

Häagen-Dazsed 

When you marry a skinny girl and she chunks up after the wedding.

Dang have you seen John's wife in Instagram? A man got straight up Häagen-Dazsed!

Häagen-Dazsed by Volt220 August 26, 2019

Dazed 

Dazed - American CS:GO player who got banned for throwing games that resides in Twitch.tv and directs rage, anger and hate towards players he considers "bad" compared to him. Known for using "gay", "emo" and other slurs that faggots like him use when angry.

Dazed- "FUCKING GLOCKS MAN!" (anger)
Dazed- "What more can I do?!?" (anger)
Dazed- "THAT'S SO FUCKING EMO DUDE!" (anger)
Dazed- "THAT'S SO GAY, SERIOUSLY!" (homophobic anger)

Dazed by kyr_alex October 5, 2016

dazed and confused

The single greatest movie ever made. It feature amazing music and in depth characters that anyone can relate with. If you don't like this movie you officially have no tastes in anything. The name comes from an equally amazing Led Zeppelin song title.

Every night I'll watch this movie. I play it as I sleep. When my friends and I get stoned we watch Dazed and confused.

dazed and confused by Being sober is for the weak. April 14, 2007