funky monkey dance 

v. tr.
To have sexual intercourse with in a particularly animalistic manner.

n.
An act of sexual intercourse in a particularly animalistic manner.

I walked in the room, and there they were, doing the funky monkey dance.

funky monkey dance by Hairy Monkey April 29, 2006

wild monkey dance 

Something I did last night

Last night I had sex with one of the 17 women I have fucked before, with my cock of 7 inches

wild monkey dance by Quicksand Jesus April 18, 2004

Monkey-Dance 

An awkward uncoordinated "dance" performed with a white guy and a super hot celebrity singer.

What are you doing? Don't you know how to dance? You're doing a monkey-dance.

Monkey-Dance by anarsh March 12, 2009

the monkey dance 

one ore more of the following, poop throw, banana peal, armpit scratch, while dancing to the song snap your fingers by Lil Jon ft E40 and Sean Paul... created on the way home from Charlavoix with dmac.

how to do the monkey dance: to the lyrics:Snap your fingers! banana peal, Do ya step! armpit scratch, You can do it all by yoself, poop throw, Lemme see you do it, Ay!

the monkey dance by thomasss July 21, 2006

Monkey dance in a barrel 

when two (or more) people perform the devil’s tango, aka Bus Blanket Bingo in a small enclosed place.

For example, Jake and Sierra were caught doing the Monkey Dance in a Barrel in a band practice room.

Monkey dance in a barrel by jefferson bane August 2, 2022

Monkey Dance 

An act being performed by someone's command which is meant to make superiorities look inferior to you.

Pronoun: A man forced government intruders on his device to perform a type of Monkey Dance.

Noun: I just forced a government whigger to do something funny and humiliating.

The governments performed the monkey dance infront of Jonathan. Also mentioned as the Whigger dance; it is multi-series act of performances and intrusions of devices. Say the Chinese government was targeting your device, and you see remote desktop control symptoms. It never happens before or after. But somehow you get them to do it again on command, many times. Whiggers is a word coming from an Adult Swim show, it means wind cyclone slaves (Humor on slavery).....look, it's not me that likes slavery; I just don't know what else to call it. This is coming from someone that has done this, proving this person has proven himself superior to intelligence agencies. This might as well be one of the most official definitions here.

Monkey Dance by Brian Swonson March 24, 2024

Monkey Dance

1. A dance conducted in which a person breakdances on top of a monkey which is breakdancing on a seagull that jumps on a whale.

"Peter performed the Monkey Dance for the talent show!"

Monkey Dance by Duck of the Luck October 22, 2025