des 

depressed emotional sucker

a very romantic person who is painfully sensitive and adores writing poetry.
her/his way of thinking can attract everybody easily.

man,you're such a des!

des by theskyiscryingabouther April 26, 2008

des 

This is the act of putting baking soda in your ass crack, and then proceeding to pour vinegar into your baking soda'd butthole.

If mixed with a well-timed fart, this can be a pretty funny thing to see.

des by gin March 15, 2005

des 

A man who has uncontrollable bowels and must never be further than 3 meters from a toilet at any given time

Danielle: Man! it smells like shit around here!

Claire: I know i think that guy just shat himself - hes such a des!

des by ClaireDaniellabella September 4, 2013

Des 

"Des" is a term that is used when someone is just plain old gay or trying to hard......whatever he or she is doing its just making them look pathetic and well, gay. People who are doin it, dessin it should be spotted quickly. Other words or phrases used for Des are, Doin it, Dudey, dessin, Do its.

"Man that guy with the Nintendo t shirt and glasses is doin it"

"Dude your dessin it with that pimp game of yours"

"That guy des"

Des by Sam Zamir February 27, 2008

des 

hes a chipmunk from ipswich, suffolk, england

des by kirsty p May 2, 2003

Des 

An slang usage for the word desperate. People use this word when they are to damn lazy to actually say the whole word, a.k.a. Stefan.

That girl is so des

Des by Caitie P May 26, 2008

des 

The Act of giving physical love is an unnatural way!

BRA, you know that nikki girl we met at that party well...des...all the way!

des by Troy May 3, 2003