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A man who has uncontrollable bowels and must never be further than 3 meters from a toilet at any given time
Danielle: Man! it smells like shit around here!
Claire: I know i think that guy just shat himself - hes such a des!
Claire: I know i think that guy just shat himself - hes such a des!
by ClaireDaniellabella August 02, 2013
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