Cuntitioner 

Feminine twat wash

Summer's eve is a cuntitioner

Cuntitioner by Ant.A July 5, 2012

Cuntitude 

Measurment scale for the level of Cuntishness a person is able inflict on others.

To confuse matters, any level <1.9 is catagorized in the Arsehole catagory at Level 4 or above

Example ranges are provided below

0.1 - 1.9 Arsehole Level 4 - 6
1.9 - 2.2 Average
2.2 - 3.4 Politician Level 2
3.4 - 4.2 ASBO / Young Offender
4.3 - 5.3 Politician Level 3 & 4

5.4 - 6.5 Politician Level 5
6.6 - 7.8 Serial Killer
7.8 - 9.4 Politician Level 6
9.4 - 10.1 Total Cunt
10.2 - 99.9 Sarah Palin

''that dude is a bit of a cunt, at least 3.2 I'd say''
''what the fuck are you talking about?''
''Cuntitude, quantifying Cuntishness, he's 3.2''
''you're a twat.''
''5.2, cunt.''*

*5.2 may not be an accurate figure, there is a +/- of 3.5 when the cunt and subject are known to one another

Cuntitude by senseofnon December 23, 2010

Cuntitude 

The extent to which a person resembles a human vagina in their behaviour.

Sam's cuntitude was off the scale.

The cuntitude in this room is palpable.

Cuntitude by Should be writing an essay... September 25, 2011

cuntitten 

1. a girls nether region
2. the best place on earth
3. cunt... literally cunt and kitten meaning pussy put together to make the best word ever.

"dude i totally ripped that cuntitten last night!!"

"man, i was almost at that cuntitten when her dad walked in."

cuntitten by mistercock September 21, 2009

cuntitarian 

Someone who only licks and eats pussy. They feast on cunts for breakfast, lunch, and dinner (and especially dessert).

There was tons of food at the party, but Ryan was a cuntitarian so he ate Laura's vagina instead.

cuntitarian by SkllzMstrX March 20, 2012

Cuntitus 

An acute disease or disorder That mainly affects the brain and the personality and return affecting a person’s decision making skills and personality traits negatively.

Man she is acting so crazy I think she has Cuntitus...

Cuntitus by ABBEYizzaG December 28, 2017

cuntitudinous

adjective.

Cunt-like. A word used to describe actions and people that are twats beyond all belief; I mean things you really, really hate. First used by Andrew Lawrence, a British comedian. See also cuntitude and cuntiness.

Andrew Lawrence: "You unspeakable, filthy, feculent cuntitudinous fucktard."

Audience member: "Fuck me, he hates that guy."

cuntitudinous by Grant12345 October 25, 2011