Cubicle Coma 

When you wake up and feel engergized but as soon as you enter the work place, a wave of exhaustion runs over you and you have trouble staying awake for the rest of your work day. Amazingly, once you leave the hellish work atmosphere, you suddenly feel energized and ready to run a marathon.

As soon as I sat down at my desk this morning, cubicle coma came over me and I immediately passed out. An IV coffee drip could not pull me out of it but as soon as I walked out to go home, I felt like I could do an iron man.

Cubicle Coma by MDermy August 20, 2010

Crubbing 

Attempting to masturbate while crying.

Realizing she could never have her true love, Mackenzie spent her evening crubbing until her fingers were numb.

Crubbing by Schistforebrains January 10, 2012

cock clubbing

To beat a defenseless animal to death in the wild with your erect cock

Neal was pissed off with the seagull so he went out cock clubbing its death was imminent

cock clubbing by Therealblund January 30, 2014

cubicle warrior 

A person who works long hours in a cubicle doing mundane work.

person 1: John can't come to poker tonight because he's workin' late.

Person 2: Damn, he's a cubicle warrior

cubicle warrior by thatguy994839 June 25, 2009

Crubbing 

Crubbing, the act of clubbing and rubbing. I.E clubbing whilst dancing and feeling people up.

Lets go find some girls and go crubbing.

Can't wait to go crubbing with some fitties.

Everyone loves a bit of crubbing

Crubbing by PrincessBewbs June 23, 2014

cubicle

1. A small "office" in which an employee loses all of their will to live let alone keep their job.

At work, I sit in a cubicle.

cubicle by Joe June 9, 2003

cubiculling 

The selective weeding out of undesirable employees under the guise of corporate downsizing.

Chet: Hey hey Brad, time to go smoke a few bow-- dude! Where's Brad?!

Herb: Victim of the latest cubiculling.

Chet: The latest what?

Herb: "Cubiculling." ... and you're probably next.

cubiculling by theDalaiLummox August 26, 2010