Cornelius 

Someone who thinks they're all that. Who enjoys peacocking through city streets showing off their great biceps and good looks that they're convinced they have.

Hey that guy is the most big headedest person I've ever seen!

You mean Cornelius?!

Cornelius by Woodstock01 June 30, 2011

Cornelius 

A very handsome gentleman who is very kind and loving but has abnormally large balls but is still a great guy, but... he has a severe ear fetish. Don't get near him when he's horny, you'll most likely lose hearing in one ear, but he is very cute and is a very generous lover. But Cornelius is also most likely to turn out as some sort of porn addict or pedophile, or if the case of Corneliusitus is serious enough, maybe even a rapist. Corneliusis not a very good guy after all, now that I think about it. He is a menace to society, and needs to be locked away forever. But Cornelius is still a very kind, nice, and loving man, but needs to be hung publicly without trial.

Girl 1: "So how did your date go Amanda?"
Girl 2: "Not so great, I found out he is a Cornelius"
Girl 1: "Wtf is a Cornelius?"

Cornelius by Carmelo Osperelo January 29, 2015

Cornelius 

Cornelius can be verry emotional so if u see a Cornelius go hug him. Some of them is trans, so ask what they’re pronounce is not if they’re boy or girl...

Cashier- hey girl, what do u want?
Me-stfu I’ma boy, mah name is Cornelius

Cornelius by Tiril May 29, 2020

Cornelius 

Derogatory term used for someone (usually a male) who acts in an exceptionally corny or cheesy manner. Often used after a disastrous attempt at being romantic.

Josh: Your eyes are like the summer wind, Tanya

Tanya: Nice try, Cornelius

Cornelius by ado potato December 20, 2007

cornelius 

curling one out into a male mans mouth, then he swallows it whilst rubbing his nipplets.

"oh judas, your amazins at giving me a cornelius!"

cornelius by jonathon willabarto demicree lindsense August 10, 2006

Cornelius 

A beautiful man. Normally dates a chocolate man. Armando is not named that but is typically called that by many people. Extremely sarcastic, but nice once you meet them personally. Friends with many girls and called gay.

Wow Armando Julius Cornelius gets all the girls and guys!

Cornelius by TheRealist1031 January 17, 2018

cornelius 

a variety of fecal matter that has chunks of partially-digested corn in it, made popular by the name of one of Mr. Hanky's "nuggets" from South Park.

-keep pushing!
-I'm pushing as hard as I can!
-here, I see the head!
-It's coming!
-Howdy-Ho!!!
-Aw Man, it's not mr. hanky, it's just Cornelius...

cornelius by Morningwood December 9, 2008