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I thought cooties were just imaginary, but they are actually pubic lice. And my balls really itch.
Cooties by Krazy Kharrazi August 27, 2008
Boys germs that little girls catch when they touch them....ewwwww
That girl has got cooties from that boy who just touched her
Cooties by Stef ROCS June 25, 2003
A mythical disease carried by young women prior to the September 11, 2001 attacks, replaced since then by skankthrax.
"Bug off, Susie! I don't want your cooties!"
cooties by Gahmuret July 22, 2006
A deadly germ caused by under-aged kids. Commonly known as(Coo-ties). A North American Germ, tranferred from one kid to another.By kids calling them-self liking each other. This germ can became very deadly, if not treated by the parent/s.
My little girl was six years old, when she came home one-day and had gotten the (COO-TIES)from a little boy, she like at school. My little girl said she only played with the little boy at recess and in the classroom. She always would say he was cute and now she has the Cooties!
cooties by Mrs 2 Click April 5, 2008
According to adults (generally parents of young children): small, hairy monkey that lives in the back of one's throat; also known as "throat troll". Commonly transmitted by young children expressing affection (i.e. kissing a.k.a. swappin' spit, tonsil hockey, etc.) to the opposite sex (or "crush").
Girl: "Ew, Susie got cooties from Timmy!"
Friend's response: "Again?!"
cooties by b_bold November 17, 2009
A disease that MEN/ BOYS have.
girl: " don't play with that boy, he has COOTIES ! "
Cooties by Shmoozums January 15, 2006