Adam Cooper
Adam Cooper by Fuckedoff4ever July 17, 2019
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Cooked your own spleen
"A well known expression for a newspaper closing" - David Mitchell
To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot
To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot
Phil: Did you get to shag that slag from oceana?
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv
Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.
Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster
News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv
Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.
Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster
News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"
Cooked your own spleen by theclassgeek November 9, 2012
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miranda cooper
a girl who is famous on TikTok for having nubs, throwing it back, wearing srunchies and an acrylic nail on her nubs, and saying the n-word without a pass
miranda cooper by joemama42069420 January 14, 2020
Cooked cunt
"Fuck off ya cooked cunt, ya nearly broke the bong"
Often used in a friendly way amongst Australians. "How ya been ya cooked cunt?"
Often used in a friendly way amongst Australians. "How ya been ya cooked cunt?"
Cooked cunt by bunchbiccedcunts May 14, 2015
Sly Cooper
Sly Cooper: Master Theif from a line of master theives. The "Fiendish Five" ramsacked Sly's home when he was just a kid, killing his father. The Fiendish Five stole and divided the Cooper family line's precious book The Theivous Racoonus.
After this, taking his cane, the Cooper family's weapon of choice, to the ophanage. While there, he made friends with Bentley and Murray.
The friends formed a gang, the "Cooper Gang."
If we fast-forward to the end of Sly Cooper and the Theivous Racoonus, you'll see that he'd conquered the Fiendish Five!
I feel bad about this, but I've only finished Sly one and three, so I have no information about Sly Two... =( Sorry.
Well, I'll just talk about Sly 3: Honor Among Theives.
In this game, Sly's main goal is to get enough team-members to get into the Cooper Vault, a vault which his theiving ancestors stored there loot in.
The whole game is basically a flashback, (You are playing the flashback.) in which is all the missions and jobs leading up to where Carmelita rescues Sly from Dr. M's gaint... er- let's just call it an experiment gone wrong, okay?
The team - members you will get are:
Guru, Penelope, Panda King, and Dimitri. Yah. I know what you're thinking... 'Panda King?! Dimitri?!'
If you whizz to the end of 3, you see a Cooper on... er- scientist- showdown! Dr. M will try to drown you, shock you, burn you, smash you, and run you over. If you do get through the showdown, Carmelita will appear and (you get to play as her) take down Dr. M after the doctor throws Sly up on the rafters after taking a hit for Carmelita.
After Carm is done bashing the doctor, she'll jump up to see is Sly is okay. He will fake amnesia. (Yes, fake it)
Carm will lie and say that Sly is "Constable Cooper," her partner.
After the credits, Bentley looks for Sly in the binocucom. Sly turns to it and winks.
"That sneaky devil."
After this, taking his cane, the Cooper family's weapon of choice, to the ophanage. While there, he made friends with Bentley and Murray.
The friends formed a gang, the "Cooper Gang."
If we fast-forward to the end of Sly Cooper and the Theivous Racoonus, you'll see that he'd conquered the Fiendish Five!
I feel bad about this, but I've only finished Sly one and three, so I have no information about Sly Two... =( Sorry.
Well, I'll just talk about Sly 3: Honor Among Theives.
In this game, Sly's main goal is to get enough team-members to get into the Cooper Vault, a vault which his theiving ancestors stored there loot in.
The whole game is basically a flashback, (You are playing the flashback.) in which is all the missions and jobs leading up to where Carmelita rescues Sly from Dr. M's gaint... er- let's just call it an experiment gone wrong, okay?
The team - members you will get are:
Guru, Penelope, Panda King, and Dimitri. Yah. I know what you're thinking... 'Panda King?! Dimitri?!'
If you whizz to the end of 3, you see a Cooper on... er- scientist- showdown! Dr. M will try to drown you, shock you, burn you, smash you, and run you over. If you do get through the showdown, Carmelita will appear and (you get to play as her) take down Dr. M after the doctor throws Sly up on the rafters after taking a hit for Carmelita.
After Carm is done bashing the doctor, she'll jump up to see is Sly is okay. He will fake amnesia. (Yes, fake it)
Carm will lie and say that Sly is "Constable Cooper," her partner.
After the credits, Bentley looks for Sly in the binocucom. Sly turns to it and winks.
"That sneaky devil."
Sly Cooper by Cooper Fan December 14, 2008