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Geneva Convention 

If you don't shut up the Geneva Conventions will become the Geneva Suggestions.

Tool Convention 

Any gathering predominantly populated by tools, or individuals who lack the capacity to not conform to systems and arbitrary rules, and who generally lack the ability to think or act creatively.
Duuuude, you really didn't miss anything: that wedding was basically a tool convention.
Tool Convention by Steinus July 19, 2012

Post Convention Depression Disorder 

A condition affectiong conventioneers upon returning home. Symptoms include hangover (usually on the 1st day after return from convention) , lack of satisfaction in life because you're not at convention and checking the calendar every day to see how long until the next convention. Sufferers often write inconsequential messages on facebook or texts to other sufferers. This temporarily seems to provide some relief, but the effect doesn't last.
Sorry, I'm just not happy. I think I have Post Convention Depression Disorder.

Trenchcoat Convention 

When a group of government agents (i.e. FBI, DEA, ATF, etc.) are enacting a search warrant on a premises. So named because of the large amount of agents that wear trenchcoats as part of their attire. Term used more often in colder regions of the country. Can also apply to municipal law enforcement detectives as well.
"Did you see the trenchcoat convention at the meth lab down the street? Looks like they finally busted those guys."

Republican National Convention

What people think about when in a situation that they don't want to get a hard on
Republican national convention, Republican national convention, whew all better

Jackpot convention 

A group of two or more colleagues shitting together in a public bathroom, competition to see who leaves the largest shit, aka jackpot.
I got the USA Today ready for our 330 jackpot convention