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flaming cock rocket

1. a man and or woman who like cocks travelling at the speeds of light.

2. a case of scorching chlamydia on a mans penis
1. frick your friend jasmine enjoyed my flaming cock rocket so much!

2. last night, your dad was walking around and i saw his flaming cock rocket, it was disgusting

Dirty Cock Rocket

A large cock otherwise known as a hammer that often see the inside of an asshole.
His dirty cock rocket was ridden hard.

Israeli Cock Rocket 

Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!
Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?

rocket cock 

the act of getting a boner in T minus 16 seconds
Jimmy got sent to the Dean of Students' Office because he had rocket cock during his English test.
rocket cock by anonymous ass March 25, 2003

Mega Fortnite rocket cock 

When you get super hard from Fortnite skins (Specifically female) dancing. Or men if that’s the way you roll.
Look at James over there, he has a Mega Fortnite Rocket Cock.

bottle rocket cock 

An act of squeezing the head of your penis at the point of ejaculation so as to build up the total pressure of the load. Then releasing it all at once, typically aiming upward at your partners face. The semen will travel 2-3 times farther and will be very unexpected.
She asked me to release my seed on her stomach but I gave her the bottle rocket cock and coveted her face instead.