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The past tense of clock. To clock means to punch someone; mostly in the face.
The crazy moms clocked the skaters in the face during a skate park argument.
clocked by Yad ecin a evah July 25, 2015
to be hit over the head by ones clock in a fit of rage. see also clock.
she clocked me good, I ended up in hospital. (true story!)
clocked by craig November 25, 2004
Absolutely and completely incredible. Used as a replacement for Dank/Dialed/Sweet which were stolen and overused by popped-collar faggots and illiterate word-whores. Anyone who tries to be clocked, automatically
"un-clocks" themselves. You either have it, or you don't.
"Dude, that hat is clocked"
"Shayne tries waaaaaay too hard to be clocked....and fails....."
clocked by Iaaaaaannnnnn October 9, 2007
clocked mean's you chopped/trash/beat someone.
guy 1: hey man did you see that race between the h2r motobike and the formula 1 car ?

guy 2: no man who won?
guy 1: the H2R clocked it bro.
clocked by going around. September 25, 2018
to get crazy angry - go off (like a clock)
we were being loud and the landlord just CLOCKED.
clocked by Dan Wald April 12, 2006
Dang lena your outfit is clocked
Clocked by Unknowner99 August 20, 2017