beaver cleaver

Slang term for a particularly large cock. It derives its meaning from the fact that the cock cleaves, or splits open, the beaver, or pussy. A visceral term great for frat boy type bragging.

"Man, I can't believe you took home that Erin slut last night. She must be totally loose."

"Whatever, man. When you have a massive beaver cleaver like mine, it's not a problem.

by Rockwell September 15, 2005

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Beaver Cleaver

1...Theodore Cleaver 2...A Vagina with the last name, Cleaver.

In the 1960s an actor by the name of Jerry Mathers played the character "Beaver Cleaver", in the iconic TV show "Leave it to Beaver". Although young Mathers was an adorable little boy, the adult Mathers looks like a damn fool! Same goes for the kid on"two and a half men". As a matter of fact, Luke on "Modern Family" looks like a dickhead now, he is no longer near cute anymore. This happens on a lot of TV shows when the kid grows up. Same in real life also. Someone should define this phenomenon.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017

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dirty cleaver

the act of rubbing one's erection between the spread buttocks of your partner after having ejaculated between them.

"After giving her a good reaming, Brock spread her cheeks and splooged between them gave himself a dirty cleaver fro her to clean up...the Dude' got coolatude!

by Gummer Stumps October 20, 2010

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two in the beaver one in the cleaver

The act of inserting two fingers (usually the first and second finger)into the females vagina and also inserting the pinky finger into the woman's anus.

Last night i stuck two in the beaver one in the cleaver, it was great!!!

by Goldilox May 30, 2006