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cunt cicle 

the result of female uraniation in which the fridge air freezes the coochal area and produces piss cicles: see piss cicles.
Becky exclaimed "It's so cold outside I just got a cunt cicle!"
cunt cicle by Lori D February 15, 2008

Monk-cicle 

to suck on the soiled tampons of a ghetto brothel.
The homeless man lived for 2 weeks off of monk-cicles and cockroaches.
Monk-cicle by MONK!! December 17, 2003

Jizz-cicle

Jizz that hangs in an icicle form from someone's ceiling/face following a rather biblical unloading of man fat.

Can be turned into a sex game for the sporting among you.
Example 1:
'Hey man nice room....Err, what's with the Jizz-cicles?'
'Oh that. I just found out I've got an extra month until my dissertation is due in'
'Nice'

Example 2:
'Hey man I've been eating syrup today. I bet I can get a 5cm Jizz-cicle hanging from her face tonight'

Example 3:
'Hey did you just see Rihanna leave that toilet with Chris Brown?'
'Yeah. Too bad those Jizz-cicles can't hide her fat lip. Ha ha ha'

(The first two examples were more than enough. I just wanted to cuss-out Rihanna)
Jizz-cicle by my hairy man patch February 11, 2013

Like-cicle 

A temporary "frosty" relationship on Facebook where a Facebook friend gets mad at you & starts liking all of your common friends posts, but ignores your posts. This is done in order to express their temporary disdain for you and make you feel like you are out in the cold.
Omg - my sister in law put me in a like-cicle on FB because I took my brother out the other night and got him hammered. Why is she blaming me bc her husband was overserved? Gonna be a long winter...
Like-cicle by milpoolSK October 26, 2018

Cunt-Cicle 

A woman who is such a fucking bitch and so cold, that she can freeze the cock off of any man.
Shut up you fucking cunt-cicle!

germ circle

The group of people with whom you do not practice social distancing.
Kissing and hugging is strictly reserved for my germ circle.
germ circle by BikesBeerBob March 21, 2020